Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, my dog of 10 years died suddenly. My husband’s response? “At least you don’t have to buy dog food anymore." FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
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hahatofunny 20
Your dog decided there was room for only one pet in this family
Mynamewontfi 40
Poor kittycat. FYL for having to see that but I kind of want to say YDI as well. Not that you deserve to have your cat killed, but I'm sure there were signs of hostility between your pets before that happened. Should've acted on that. If the dog did that out of the blue without those signs, that's pretty concerning.
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Comments (92)
mattrd_fml 31
and you save on litter too!
SookyLala 13
not everyone is good in those situations, i personally have a hard time being sensitive, i try but usually come off sounding like a dick like this guy
leogachi 15
@64 If you don't know what to say, say nothing. It's much better than saying something that's only going to hurt the other person.
broken_deathtrap 10
man...that spouse of yours has no idea what you have just lost.
confibula 3
they know exactly what he/she lost. A cat. they lost a cat.
tiredofwaiting 25
This is so sad. Your husband is a jackass.
Fanimotronic 17
Kill that dog...
JayZen 6
That's some expensive dog food though...
GregFML 21
Hey OP, where in NC are you? Because my neighbors cat just got killed from their dog
JebMcdeber 11
And soon you wont have to buy dog food. Right?!
Ben12345_fml 18
I got scared it was cat killing the dog. Everything is going to be okay
ladyfingers 11
That's so terribly sad. I'm sorry for your loss.