Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML
Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
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Top comments
killuhand 12
can't blame the kid for wanting to be minty fresh
feldco1 17
At least this didnt say "my toothbrush."
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Comments (128)
ariastyles12 25
Well, at least it wasn't YOUR toothbrush
JonDG 12
was it yours?
gimmicksz 9
Y walk in on him in the bathroom anyways? Even if u didnt know he was, pretty sure door was shut and light on, no knock? Fhl
luuluu5 8
Well somebody is gonna get laid..
WhiteCrimson 23
Clean penis 1...... STD 0, not really still can get them but I'll give him credit for trying!!!!!! Shame for you OP, must be mentally scaring!
kandy420 4
I hope it wasn't your toothbrush.
chocolatefrog28 29
I have to wonder how old the son is. Any age under five or so: understandable, curiosity and basic logic could lead to "this is how I clean". Anything over that.... well, time to invest in more penis brushes, this might be a new hobby.
NandaPanda 22
I think the most important question here (with the worst FML possibly hidden in the answer) is WHO'S toothbrush was it???
tannara 12
Hm
ViviMage 40
Actually, broken skin can lead to infections. HIV can get in a wound as deep as the width of a human hair. This is really not a good idea to be that abrasive! I don't know the sins age, but he really should stop before he does something else clean like snort bleach.