Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML
L0lCney tells us more.
L0lCney 0
He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/
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GermanKat 1
er-what??
venusvsmars 2
what a creep.
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Comments (223)
Courtz08 0
sounds like a dick!
glen12 0
u liked for three years and he pretended to rape u come on it's not rape if u enjoy it
im2good25 0
exactly. don't act like you didn't enjoy the fake rape. dream come true
Averizzle 0
R-A-P-E I forgot the rest..
shortay13 0
why exactlly did he fake rape u?
okeetard 2
lmao
emilypwnsyourmom 0
R-A-P-E get your hands away from me! XD
wooow_sucks_for_ 0
isn't rape, like, illegal? was he trying to get arrested?
cartermc17 0
it's not rape if u like it
ImaginaryFoe 1
1 is right. This kid is confused. Leave him alone. How is fake rape less embarrassing than tripping?
nayy_fml 0
it's R-A-P-E, get your hands off of me!
bassxchick12 0
or R-A-P-E! get the **** away from me!
kukri187 12
it's not rape if you yell surprise first.
bridgette5866 0
It's 'Stop! Don't touch me there! This is my danger square! R-A-P-E get your hands up offa me, you perv!'
Jrook 0
if you're talking about what to yell you're supposed to yell "fire" sad but true
thrice324 0
R-A-P-E get that penis out of me!
albinomustang 0
R-A-P-E get your hands away from me! NO! Don't touch me there! Those are, my NONO Squares!!!
cougarhunter308 4
keep ur hands away from me hey don't touch me thier that's my private square
reyemrein 0
@60: It's not rape if he yells "SURPRISE"
yoourface 0
isnt it, R-A-P-E , get the **** away from me ?
chuchurocket 4
he's cool
beachgirl199661 0
it's R-A-P-E get ur thingy out of me! STOP don't touch me there this is my private square!
pitbullmom 0
kukri you rock!
MF12 0
the way I heard it was no-no square :)
FIing 0
Stop, don't touch me there that is my private square r-a-p-e that is what you do to me rape -moan-
kellybby8650 4
wow wat a queerr
skiier4life 1
90 is right. said it first
BoarderBoy15 0
r.a.p.e get your penis off of me
gardner010 0
can't rape the willing
Loserr_Face 0
stop right there this is my private square R A P E get the **** away from meee xD
login6437 0
Why do people always reply to the 1st comment so they can be first. just comment on the actual FML
FlippyFloppies 0
STOP! Don't touch me there! That is my private square! R-A-P-E! I don't want you raping me!
kkamp516 10
@ 43: No shit, Sherlock.
lajava1234 0
it's R-A-P-E get that penis out of me
gravybaybee 0
STOP don't touch me there, this is my private square R-A-P-E get your hands up off of me RAPE! That's how it goes
strikeeagle 3
this is how it rlly goes: R-A-P-3 GET THAT 2 inch AWAY FROM ME OR I CUT IT OFF AND EAT IT!!!
NoFatAssOnaStick 0
L
venusvsmars 2
what a creep.
z620 0
wait wat???
boydeee01 7
agreed
FUDGE99 5
It's not rape if you like it...
Killuhk 8
Today I went on a date with this girl I like...when she went to give me a hug I jokingly pushed her away only resulting in her tripping and falling then hitting her head...to make things less awkward all I could think of doing was to pretend to rape her....fml
GermanKat 1
er-what??
skullavidge 0
huh, fake rape? what is "fake rape" LMAO
onlychildFTW 34
I'm thinking the same thing. How does pretending to rape you save embarrassment?
candyland13 6
I have no idea what that means maybe she hit her head a little too hard.
bombchelle 0
confused.
UrNotFunny 0
I'm even more confused.
gorillaz_fml 0
I don't get it
perdix 31
Me, neither. But I think the most confused person here is the OP herself. Who can think "pretend rape" can be used to "save embarrassment?" It is nuts. The good news is that I can just jump to the next FML and move on.
morena0603 0
Wouldn't pretending to rape you be more embarrasing?
_swimcutie_ 0
Yeahhh..that's what I was thinking. Also, if she really liked this kid, it wasn't a rape..she probably enjoyed it. See where I am getting at?
CrazySmileyFace 0
oh yes I tripped so.. now I guess I'm goin to act like I'm raping you to save my rep which is apparently dwindled to nothing if my next option is 'fake rape'. like, really, what happens after that? he 'fake rapes' you and then just gets up and shuffles away? REALLY?
TheManliestMan 0
You LIKE this guy?????!!!!!
WoldowJR 25
#59, that's... Not how rape works. Rape is unwanted forced *******. OP likely didn't want to **** the guy yet, so any attempts would have been unwanted and forced. Is this clear?
amitburst 0
wtf
scorpio95 0
Ummm... what?
heyred 11
To "save his embarassment" he pretended to rape you? Sounds like he's a major loser!!
Rota 0
More like a major winner!
Matt_192 6
surprise buttsex
KaanTech 0
i dont think he is pretending....
kaengelangeleyes 9
My exact sentiments.
kaengelangeleyes 9
My exact sentiments.
kaila332 0
?
thecool444 0
weird much?
AlcaSMT 0
You should've pretended to faint.
J0yce 0
Uhh I think it would look more wrong if she fainted while the guy fake raped her? Yeaaa.
drewbell 0
you should have pretended to kick his ass.
drewbell 0
yes! :)
heythisisme02 9
Or just kicked his ass