Cop-er-Pot
Today, I realized that my work life is far less stressful than my home life. I'm a cop. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
SebastianMiko
Calgary, Canada
Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Anonymous
Today, coming home after a hard day's work was so relaxing. FML
Anonymous
Wise words
Today, I realised that I live to work. I’m not even good at my job. FML
Anonymous
They'll hear you coming
Today, I was diagnosed with exercise-induced asthma. I wanted to be a cop. FML
Exhauster
Netherlands
Work is freedom, duh!
Today, I figured out how my wife sees things. When I'm at work, I don't have to deal with responsibilities at home. Thus, work is a mini-vacation, and since I take a mini-vacation every day, I should have no problem cooking dinner and cleaning for hours after work. FML
Jonoq
Canada
Stress factor 11
Today, in a 2-hour period at work, I had to talk to the cops, clean up shit and clean up vomit, yet none of these events were related. The worst part is, I work as a lifeguard and none of this is in the job description. FML
dinkley7
Nice neighborhood
Today, the cops showed up at my work because people were fighting in the parking lot. This is a nightly occurrence. FML
Ava_Darkflame
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Anonymous
Buchholz in der Nordheide, Germany
Lifegoals
Today, I’m unemployed with no children and hardly any social life, so you’d think my life was a constant, boring holiday, when in fact I'm so busy every day that I think I might have to designate myself a “day off” just to recover from the stress. FML
Top comments
exileonmainst 16
Bad family, bad family. What'cha gonna do? What'cha gonna do when they come for you?
pjsr 33
Like the soldier who answered his nagging wife's letters, "Its the 1st time I've been in a big war, and I want to enjoy it in peace for as long as I can"
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exileonmainst 16
Bad family, bad family. What'cha gonna do? What'cha gonna do when they come for you?
wanted_2_want 40
Yep. Sometimes one is prisoner of our own problems. You need to bail out.
RichardPencil 32
I’d imagine that at your house “**** the Police” would be foreplay!
pjsr 33
Like the soldier who answered his nagging wife's letters, "Its the 1st time I've been in a big war, and I want to enjoy it in peace for as long as I can"
Lobby_Bee 18
It's hard, you can't exactly shoot your family and sprinkle some crack on them. So yes, home can be more stressful.
Onionfairy99 4
Someone seems a little bitter
davecross 11
You need some therapy. Or maybe a divorce!
kousagiii 4
I found that for me, that I was a happier person at work than I was at home. Home life has gotten a bit better but, not by much.
darnellq 13
I feel ya. I’m in the exact same boat.
TeachAllTheMath 19
Any way out? Any escape possible? Life is too short to be miserable in your own home