Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML
Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
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Top comments
killuhand 12
can't blame the kid for wanting to be minty fresh
feldco1 17
At least this didnt say "my toothbrush."
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Comments (128)
martin8337 36
Is he circumsized? Either way, giggity.
chosha_fml 27
Thorough. Hopefully not OCD thorough.
TheDrifter 24
But the ads all say women love a pearly white smile.
skyeyez9 25
I would have thought a penis is too sensitive to be scrubbed with a tooth brush and would be painful?
FrankHotpants 31
It's called detailing, it often requires the use of small precise tools.
NodakN8V 25
Happenis is hard to find
wickedpanda 9
I hope somebody told him that is NOT the method for making an effective homemade toothpaste.....
ViviMage 40
Even if he is intact/uncircumcised, usually soap and water on it like a leg or a hand will suffice. I have to wonder if he's getting pleasure out of it, and is it your toothbrush?
perdix 31
WHOSE toothbrush?!?!! Whose? If it was your toothbrush: vomit-inducing disgusting. His own toothbrush: thoroughly disgusting. If he has a special penis brush: weird, but not disgusting.
honeymoonroyale 20
Did it at least have soft bristles? I don't have one, but I cringe at the thought of ANY brush on a penis...