Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML
Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
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Top comments
killuhand 12
can't blame the kid for wanting to be minty fresh
feldco1 17
At least this didnt say "my toothbrush."
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Comments (128)
mcrmy325 6
Was it yours?
Thunderstruck14 30
Does he also floss between his balls?
Huddisher 10
This comment got a laugh out of me.
SLAB_GIRL15 12
Australia for the win!
worldclassrager 41
That's one way to do it...a deep clean is great...
blzrdsgrl 9
Gotta do what you gotta do....
Black0ut247 5
...whose toothbrush was it?
lesbionist 10
Now the girls who give him ******** won't have to worry about having bad breathe afterwards
Calingaladha 21
Maybe it becomes a pickup line... "Dirty mouth? Clean it up!"
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How old is your son? If he's little, kudos for wanting to be clean, but he needs to know that isn't the way to do it (meaning using a toothbrush, especially someone else's). If he's older, and old enough to know better? Ask him what the hell is wrong with him.
suri23 11
Ouch!