Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Vitani_Verci
Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML
Anonymous
Primitive art
Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML
Anonymous
Learning curve
Today, my 3-year-old son put into practice the lesson I taught him yesterday, about how to use a larger piece of Play-Doh to pick up smaller bits. Unfortunately, he used this method to pick up a small bit of poo from his pants with a larger bit of poo direct from the toilet. I was an hour late for work. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Dirty
Canada
Today, I grabbed a fresh hand towel from the drawer in the bathroom. I wiped my hands and noticed they smelled like shit. My 6-year-old had wiped poo from his finger onto the dark grey towels. I guess he sometimes helps the poo out. Good to know. FML
Pauly
Can't take my eyes off you
Today, I babysat my niece and thought a quick shower would be fine. I left her watching cartoons with a blanket and returned to find she’d used washable paints on the carpet and her hands, leaving tiny colorful footprints to the couch. Her proud smile made me forgive the mess, but I spent the evening scrubbing. FML
ilana
United States
Surprise!
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
chuchie
United States
Messy
Today, I was babysitting my 5 month-old nephew, who hasn't pooped in two days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolled over and peed on my new carpet. I rolled him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML
Mom of 3
So sweet
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
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LaydiexSkull 3
How creative!(: He might grow up to be the next Picasso OP :p
lemonkittens 8
Poop really captures the true essence of the color brown. Or green. It depends. Be grateful now he can draw you pretty pictures in beautiful, high quality colors.
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Comments (139)
LaydiexSkull 3
How creative!(: He might grow up to be the next Picasso OP :p
theaws0m3guy 4
He's a genius!!
eeppiicc 8
Ahh the poop jokes I hope they aren't shitty ones...
gojira666 7
Leonardo d'Stinky
ImmaB3AST 7
Ewwe this reminds me wayyyy too much of 4 girls fingerpainting...)
Soloman212 28
That's true, #1!! Maybe OP should save up the poo. It could be worth a lot on eBay sometime in the future.
MrShizzBear 0
That's putting a literal meaning to "Your art stinks"
neveragain234 1
more like poo-casso :P
flagg1888 3
Is this an FML because you are not as talented??
enonymous 9
1 girl 1 kid 1 paintbrush. New sensation
ohSNAPyall 27
Just wait til he discovers Jackson Pollack.
HowAreYouToday 34
This thread isn't as creative as it could have been
Prolusive 5
**Poocaso This kid is definitely onto a new art form...
HowAreYouToday 34
I like your pic, 106
whisperingeye13 0
I smell an up and coming artist!
elizabeth9m 4
My nephew did this once on the television , AND I had to clean it , fml . -.-
not_kidding 0
Wait, remains?
not_kidding 0
Oops, it put my comment in the wrong place.
LOLtrollzin 3
Wow that must be really shitty
THE_A_TEEN 28
Like your comment.
DocBastard 40
All "shitty" comments (I can't even call it a joke or pun anymore) automatically gets a thumbs down from me.
StoryOfTheYear 15
It's a wonder he wasn't first with how long it took to come up with his comment.
the_enigma1019 1
That's a shitty attitude doc
kickazz16 15
I'd throw his own shit a him
PunkSk8ter 0
it's a kid you jerk get a life.
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Whoa, calm down 63. I'm sure 3 was just joking, after all, this is FML. Now, move along.
abbyelizabeth 9
Right, because you throwing shit at a kid who is probably around 4 or 5 years old, would look great on your part.
kickazz16 15
#63 is just a major jerk, and yeah it is FML. I meant it to be a sarcastic statement. Obviously, he thinks I'm not human enough to post comments.
JurassicHole 5
You don't read things sarcastically, at least normal people don't. When making statements as blatant as that you have to know you'll offend someone. As for OP, at least he wasn't eating it..
201Blackhawk 0
Do people not understand sarcasm? Every normal person doesn't just rub the child's remains in their face....well shit, I hope not
Jesus_Christ69 0
Yum.
Bowser6622 5
JESUS! Y U NO CONSIDER EATING THE KID?
flockz 20
because he's too busy 69ing him.
lemonkittens 8
Poop really captures the true essence of the color brown. Or green. It depends. Be grateful now he can draw you pretty pictures in beautiful, high quality colors.
leadman1989 16
Also tan, yellow, cyan, burnt sienna, red... or in exceedingly rare cases blue, or black. Also if we don't limit it to human feces the possibilities are endless.
ArentICute 0
PInk may be an option also. But you might want to consult someone if you have pink shit
Wheredidgrungego 12
I am about to puke from the images you guys are putting in my head. Funny, and vomit inducing. Well done.
philitron128 0
How would you know the color of poo? It's a proven fact that girls don't poop-_-
ItsApril 0
Really? Cyan colored crap? That's a new one. lmao & Ew!
Saltime 0
Wait... Can anyone tell me what it means if my shit is neon-pink? Ever since I ate that dumpster taco, odd things have been happening...
sydie5 12
A+ for creativity. That kids got skill.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Yeah, put that kid on a talent show.
FMLephant 2
Rub his nose in it.
LexBvl 4
Best comment by far! ^^^
btstig 11
I agree
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Than swat him with a newspaper and say "NO!". Hey it worked for my dogs. Some people have to be taught the same way.
signommi7 0
How ironic.. I'm sitting on the toilet right now..
Jesus_Christ69 0
OH MY GAWSH SAME HERE!!
defferwa 9
Haha same here...weird
trevishere 7
CRAP APP!
zachherbert 10
Isn't that what FML is for?
leadman1989 16
Fry's expression in your pic is perfect for this comment.
JayJ17 7
How come you all take your iPod/iPhone/ Something into the bathroom with you. Just asking, don't take offense. I mean, cant you just wait to go on FML after the 2 min your in the bathroom?
flockz 20
im ******** for longer than two minutes though.... more like 37
ItsApril 0
Because some people might be constipated. lol
False_Stupidity 42
-84 it passes time while waiting for the crap to pass your colon...
likewoahxHelen 5
Creative but disgusting
granpa_haribo 13
Was he any good?
FatMan23 10
OMG WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT????? He's obviously below the age of consent. Oh, wait, you meant the art didn't you?
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
28-No.