Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
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Today, I walked in on my roommate with his pants down at his ankles, taking a picture of his poop. This would've been less disgusting if we'd been in the bathroom, not the kitchen. FML
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Dude, WTF?
Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, my flatmate took his hour plus long shower while we both tried to get ready for work. I had a choice to wet myself or pee in a cooking pot. I chose the pot. FML
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tnlander 20
looks like someone is going dish shopping.
FMLephant 2
He was just pre-soaking the dishes. Dried on food can be a bitch to remove.
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Comments (207)
manda83 0
maybe he watched Ashton kutcher on what happens in Vegas & thought hey... that looks like fun, maybe I'll try that get a new room mate
CaitShyn 0
Ever seen what happens in Vegas?? This is a fake... just sayin...
ColdGold 6
Good morning?
LadyLazarus 0
That's disgusting. My housemates always leave hairs on our sink.. hairs that look like pubes!
CarleeBugg123 5
If I were you, I'd get new dishes!
mrizzle15 0
better than clean dishes !! :)
murph276 0
u should of washed them
hvc448 0
At least they weren't clean dishes.(:
liz226 0
Some pretty weird things happen when you're drunk. Otherwise, I'm concerned. O_o
Lalala1996 0
Well now you have a really good reason to clean them.