Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
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hpdaterrible 0
what a douche. you don't need him.
zombieteef 0
Never argue with the dead.
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Comments (155)
Nylecroc 0
phantom menace!!!
StoryOfTheYear 15
That's almost as random as me
Ms_Jessie22 8
Bf = ghostwhisperer?
nateypooo 0
ur bf must be one of those supersticious creeps. fyl
CookiesNOJ 0
Then OP should = ghostbuster if my math is correct.
kybabyy 4
BF = Eli James (:
thatsgonnaleavea 0
I see you two at the top of almost every fml. Do you just sit there refreshing the list?
cincin75 0
His mom is burning in hell because he lied about her. Tell him so.
cincin75 0
wow is that my kybaby? 17?
calexis17 0
Grave Listener? I'm sure that's a movie...
ButterflyLadyBug 14
well maybe she came to him in his dreams.... or something :|
givants 0
that's more of a reason to stop, I mean a ghost chasing you out of the house?? you can't win that, also, phantom menace?? that was epic my friend
YourEvilHero 12
step mom miss know it all
theChupacabras 0
do u really want to be with somebody that has a zombie mother? didn't thinkn so.
ds10192 0
17 -
ds10192 0
17 u are extremely good looking
rushiee 0
this message has a deep meaning somewhere deep within wonder what the **** it is..? :p lol
kybabyy 4
# 25, have we talked..? If so, hey. # 42 thank you.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Lol 42 back off she's mine :] *ch-chk*
cincin75 0
kybabyy, Nah we did not talk, it s just my solution to say hello to a pretty girl. So, hello there.
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^ bluntness win
Nylecroc 0
19 Not today I didn't have Internet til I got home then checked fml... but sometimes yes 30 Thanks bro =) Is it threadjacking if I comment on number one?
beccaccio550 0
maybe this is the guy who lost 2 grand to his gf of two years... hmmm
kybabyy 4
Haha Loren, thank you for informing me of this(: And you should really pm me back. It makes me sad when you ignore me. P.S nice sound effects =P #56 Oh, hello. (:
StoryOfTheYear 15
Sound affects are fun :) responded, sorry normally I check it more often >.<
FreeRunn3r 12
Holy shit he's ******* psycho get out of the house he will find you!!!!
kybabyy 4
They are indeed. You're pretty bad about it, if I do say so myself. =P
StoryOfTheYear 15
Well I'm on an iPod touch and need to bring up Safari on it
atticuz 2
nasty gets to be first :(
DreamingintheSun 0
"you be trolling" = raywilliamjohnson ftw! :]
DuDMadness 0
maybe it's like you know when they say when ur loved one dies they still exist inside of you maybe he found a way to communicat with her 0_0
Bl4ck_1c3 2
#17 is HOT!!!
thatonek1d 0
maybe this is the true story of the movie "Psycho"?
hannahpie45 0
or maybe he's suffering too much and used his dead mother as an excuse (a bad excuse if u ask me) to break up with u
schnitzel5 0
creepy
baby_gurly 0
guys shut up..his mom DIED. he probably misses her. if u were him I'd want to do what my mom wanted for me. judging by ur attitude..I wouldn't be surprised I ur bf made the whole story up about his mom disliking u.
Boldmongoose 0
I choked on a **** once :(
ilovebradiew 0
fail. haha
ZleveL 0
give him some slack, his comment and the actual comment were both posted in the same minute
Boldmongoose 0
he beat me by 3 Miliseconds
VvCJHvV 6
hey Kylie, like the new pic :)
VvCJHvV 6
I like your new pic :)* comeon iPod keep up lol
StoryOfTheYear 15
Auto correct is like the government It thinks it knows what's best for us without asking us :P
kybabyy 4
^ Haha Loren (: Thanks Cody, random place to state that though =3
VvCJHvV 6
haha absolutely! usually you can catch it but sometimes when you don't.... it can cause a load of trouble lol
VvCJHvV 6
haha I noticed people commenting on you and saying kybabyy and i didnt remember seeing it, so I assumed I past your pic not even realizing it was you, until I searched for your name which I noticed it lol which you are pretty as they say :p
VvCJHvV 6
wow that was more confusing than I hoped it to be... haha >.<
StoryOfTheYear 15
*head explodes* *explodes again waiting for Anti-flood" *...and again* *uh....*
lillylove_fml 6
flak vlak clak = dead mummies.
VvCJHvV 6
haha... this isn't fml.. this is anti flood world, where comments never cease to overpopulate the forums :p
rushiee 0
& threadjacking is the point of every comment da it never stops :p **** you ******* antiflood
lillylove_fml 6
no you're just too ugly to show your face so you steal a picture off of someone myspaceeee ugly fagggg
rushiee 0
lilly who're u referring to? ..
lillylove_fml 6
just kiddin I'm really talking about myself cos I'm obese larmppp
kybabyy 4
lilly, is that directed at me?
lillylove_fml 6
nope, yer pritty. thet won guy with no fase and just an ugly Eddie Cullen bodee
VvCJHvV 6
I'm guessing that was referred to me?? I am sadly aware FML decided my face was unnecessary to keep when posting up this pic. lol.
lillylove_fml 6
oar yah ain't got won! thets qwite alrite, I ain't got won eithir
VvCJHvV 6
oh god, now I'm disgusted... compared to twilight charcters... lol
lillylove_fml 6
mattir of fact, I'm justa tr0llin
rushiee 0
haha that reminds me of a shirt that says "you be trollin'" funny shit (:
kybabyy 4
Ohh, the picture didn't change so I didn't get who it was directed at. Well, thank you then. Lillylove, are you sober? Or are you just trying to portray an accent?
jgilez 0
hahaahahahahah
StoryOfTheYear 15
They see my Trollin They Hatin'
lillylove_fml 6
ain't nevir ganna ketch me sobir.
VvCJHvV 6
haha okay :p I'm just messin with yah... i've been "complimented" with it before anyhow. haha soty that's an interesting twist to that song, or have they actually made a spoof like that?
rushiee 0
if they havent they should lol
lillylove_fml 6
ain't ganna bee no hate arownd lillylove <# keep tha persecution
VvCJHvV 6
I agree, they should, lol just to put it out there on YouTube
StoryOfTheYear 15
not that I know of cody
rushiee 0
cody you should do it if u can sing/rap or whatnot (:
VvCJHvV 6
haha Yeah I don't think I got that rapping thing down yet lol :p
piinkbunnii 1
I seriously hope you don't speak the way you type!!!! It's truly horrid Lilly!! I'm literally losing brain cells trying to comprehend what you typed!!
FreeRunn3r 12
iliy your an idiot.... straight up yo ya feelin meh Hah dumb bitch!
cyanidesandwich 21
You're* ^^
GreekYogurt 26
It happens
hpdaterrible 0
what a douche. you don't need him.
22cute 17
Go watch "Psycho"
ninjacapo 2
Haha i agree if your boyfriend talks to his dead mother you turn and run
TheVanGirlsing 0
thats creepy. he probably sees dead people like Haley Joel Osment. tell my grandpa, hi for me okay, OP? :)
Intoxicunt 6
Hey, he knows better than to incur the wrath of the dead. You think a normal mother-in-law is bad!
aardvarkish 17
6, Good call.
Starfire22 5
LMFAO, haha, and this mother-in-law will follow you EVERYWHERE.... op:"why can't we have sex?" him:"shhh.... I see dead ppl.... *points at empty spot* and my mother's right therrrreee" o_O
kurquizu 3
That's not funny! This kids mom is dead! And now everyones making jokes about it. This isn't a joke. My moms dead so I know how it feels.
kentuckyredneck 10
Dude, three of my family members died of cancer and i still make jokes about them. It just shows you remember them.
therevolution 0
maybe that was her dying wish....fulfilled now...sorry op
therevolution 0
lol puts things in a different perspective huh?
zombieteef 0
Is this in spite of the fact she died the year before the OP and boyfriend got together, or because she was the Oracle?
therevolution 0
u went really deep on that one aha
therevolution 0
and I'd go with the oracle ;p jk
jgilez 0
there is no spoon
zombieteef 0
Never argue with the dead.
CookiesNOJ 0
That's what I'm saying.. Respect her decision >=00
zombieteef 0
I mean, holy crap. If there's one thing you don't want to piss off, it's your boyfriend's deceased mother. That is a helluh scary ghost.
theChupacabras 0
talking about zombies, hello!!!
jgilez 0
word... I saw paranormal activity
zombieteef 0
Bawbawbaw, zombieeeees rargh. College told me not to bother going in because I look like a zombie at the moment!
jgilez 0
sounds like a cop out I bet he had other motives
ruby84 1
then u should be thankful that you're out of his crazy world
OmGr0fLmFaO 0
he prolly had another reason. ydi
coldoutcast 0
A mom's love never dies!!!!!!!