anon
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
You just don't understand art
Today, I walked in on my roommate with his pants down at his ankles, taking a picture of his poop. This would've been less disgusting if we'd been in the bathroom, not the kitchen. FML
SinkyBalls
Canada
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
KP
United States
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
shittysituation
Milpitas, United States
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
youredisgusting
Merced, United States
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Anonymous
Valley Stream, United States
Dude, WTF?
Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
anti-peecleaner
United States
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Potty-Pot
Today, my flatmate took his hour plus long shower while we both tried to get ready for work. I had a choice to wet myself or pee in a cooking pot. I chose the pot. FML
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tnlander 20
looks like someone is going dish shopping.
FMLephant 2
He was just pre-soaking the dishes. Dried on food can be a bitch to remove.
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Comments (207)
mbhdislegit 0
uugghh, i think i know you washeed dishes that day:3
supermagz 4
haha, pissin the diches Get back in the kitchen
sunnie22 1
Hahah like baby mama
MissMittens 0
reminds me of Ashton kutcher in What Happens in Vegas :D
grrrrmetigers 0
wait... you mean normal people dont piss in the sink? my bad... (:
varkey 7
wtf? why the **** would anyone do that? FYL, and do NOT continue to be housemates with them! lol
princessbits 17
WTF? Why would your roommate take a piss in the sink? Stop being roomates with them, because they're a dumbass.
MileyCyrusIsHot 5
lol at least they weren't clean!
zombiegurl101 4
agreed
Prettythick55 0
Ewwww!!!
jamjelly386 5
I bet you were pissed off.