Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, one of the customers at work shat all down the side of the toilet and on the floor. They didn’t even try to make it in the bowl. Guess who had to clean it up. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, someone (we don't know who) put a very massive and noticeable graffiti "mural" in the bathroom at my workplace. Guess who's job it was to clean it? If you said me, you'd be wrong. However, the guy whose job it was got distracted and didn't do it, so it became my job after all. FML
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anniesaysbueno 0
sorry you had putting up with other peoples shit.. hehe
leedsrhinos 0
unluckky but what kind of place do you work in seriously?
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leedsrhinos 0
unluckky but what kind of place do you work in seriously?
KP88 0
A convenience store, unfortunately.
a1mostevi1 0
well thats the most "convenient" place to put it... i mean... the stalls are WAY at the back of the bathroom and some people cant be ****** to walk ALL the way back there. fyl.
ajp156 1
aahahahahahahaha that's hilarious
iampunk 0
I'll choose a different place next time. Sorry.
randomxtremely 0
Ew
SweetThang 0
Oh dang. thats terrible.
grocky 0
The customer did?
SunlightVeins 0
That's a shitty job.
delly_fml 0
Six!
bosco_kk 0
Lol When I was working in a hospital, I had to clean those recipients where the patients crap...with my hands...only gloves. So I feel your pain.
humorizer 14
recipients? Lol... Don't try to go for big words (like receptacles) if you aren't entirely sure what they mean.
Uvula 0
Im guessing you... Fyl because he didn't tell you the full story or just cleaning the shit? BTW dont expect your boss or manager to yell that somebody shit in the sink.
coldplaylive2003 0
Just turn on the water and let it take care of itself
curryndricegirll 0
oh please don't do that. I mean, yes, FYL, but actually clean it, because if you just turn the water on and it looks clean, imagine the next person who uses the sink and doesn't know...they just washed their hands in...yeah. Btw, it was probably some man with a baby that wasn't potty trained, didn't know what to do, so he panicked and had the kid take a dump in the sink. or....all of the stalls were full. So FHL for having to take a dump in the sink because all of the stalls were taken. And imagine if you'd walked in on that...disgusting.
lolzforfun228 3
i seriously doubt that. Plus im guessing that this was a shit that was obviously not taken by a baby.
stephanietong 0
Aww, I'm sorry you had to do that :/ disgusting.