Today, I had a conversation with a girl I don't normally talk to. She ended up saying I'm "not as annoying as everyone says." and "Oh… you didn't know?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'd thought I was somewhat friends with a girl, the only person I actually talked to outside of school, but after overhearing a discussion I think she may actually have restricted me on Instagram, because I've "always pissed me off anyway." FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML
Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML
Today, I had lunch with a coworker, and after having a good talk and enjoying each others company, we got up to leave. Right before we said goodbye, she looked me right in the face and, looking legitimately confused, said, "You know, I really don't understand why no one at work likes you." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I have dinner with every week. She’s always telling me how she loves me and I do the same. She said, "The way we talk and act around each other, people would think we were dating." My answer was, "Aren't we?" FML
Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML
Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML
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snippit 18
Who cares what "everyone else" says anyway. hopefully you have a new friend out of it :)
Norja 33
She's a shit stirrer. Don't take the bait.
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Comments (36)
zdane 9
She's sweet, but u r annoying
VengeanceChicken 12
How on Earth would you know if he/ she is annoying?
glabberfasted 16
5 - Maybe because "everyone" says so? Sorry, OP, but you probably ARE unintentionally annoying. Ask them what exactly annoys them and maybe you can improve it?
Godsofdracos 15
I have to concur, even though we may not know they are annoying, if x amount of people say so it has to be correct. Just look at Taylor swift for example, everyone says she sings good... They couldn't possibly be wrong...
Welshite 40
#10: It's impossible to please "everyone". People called me annoying, and so I tried changing for them. It made me miserable, and they hated me even more. You can't win. The most important thing one can do is be happy with oneself. Don't change just to please people.
GentlemanBastard 15
I have to agree with #13. The whole "everyone believes it so it's true" argument is full of holes. Ask anyone, they'll tell you.
sjbartholome 14
@10, you're annoying
Brandi_Faith 34
Maybe you shouldn't change yourself, but at the same time everyone has annoying traits that could probably be toned down. If you like these people and really are friends with them, you could ask them what it is that annoys them and try toning it down a bit if you want. Remember how Ross (from Friends) corrected everyone's grammar all the time, he knew it bugged his friends and tried to tone it down. Don't change everything about yourself but changes a few things never hurt anything.
simplysarcastics 26
Well I've seen firsthand how some girls are jealous of another girl and they think the girl is annoying because of it. We can't say for sure though. & some people say I'm annoying because I am laidback and won't do everything they do, so they call me boring and annoying, and I being smart forget about their negativity.
laylaeve 9
You don't even know this person. An it's sad that people can be such aholes. He shouldn't change for anyone. He should continue to be himself. I bet he's an amazing person once you get to know him. Honestly I'm a pretty off person most people steamed clear of me my whole school life minus high school. Once you get to know me though I'm really fun to be around. I'm a sarcastic person who likes to crack jokes about the truth so it's not as rough when you hear it.
thrifting 18
It puts the lotion on its burn.
IHATEFMYLIFE 26
#2 What??
TurquoiseJesus 15
23, presumably referencing the "it puts the lotion on the skin" line from whichever hannibal movie.
dcb132z 17
This needs a followup
wvni 13
Who's "everyone" that says this about you?
snippit 18
Who cares what "everyone else" says anyway. hopefully you have a new friend out of it :)
LostInTheZone11 29
On top of that, she might also put in a good word to those who think OP is annoying.
noah_1234 24
it might just be her friends that she's reffering to.
Zman2017 18
Keep talking to her. Act like it didn't phase you.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Does she speak with an inflection every other word?
Norja 33
She's a shit stirrer. Don't take the bait.
pptm 13
trying to tell the truth so as not are equally disappointed.
mindjob 14
Well that's not very nice. She could just be trying to start something, so don't take it too hard
Godsofdracos 15
You just have to love the shock drop of news you didn't know about, so annoying.