Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
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Today, I walked in on my roommate with his pants down at his ankles, taking a picture of his poop. This would've been less disgusting if we'd been in the bathroom, not the kitchen. FML
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Dude, WTF?
Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, my flatmate took his hour plus long shower while we both tried to get ready for work. I had a choice to wet myself or pee in a cooking pot. I chose the pot. FML
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tnlander 20
looks like someone is going dish shopping.
FMLephant 2
He was just pre-soaking the dishes. Dried on food can be a bitch to remove.
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tnlander 20
looks like someone is going dish shopping.
liquidfireKAN 0
I would go "housemate" shopping first. That is disgusting.
florecitabetch 0
this fml it's from the movie "what happen in Vegas" when Ashton pees on the sink full of dishes but if is real ugh who does that? or why?
bubble25_fml 5
don't throw away your dishes op!! before you get new ones, wash the old ones and then donate them to a soup kitchen or something ;)
Autoshot 9
Or sell them on ebay lol.
skreech96 0
just wash the ******* dishes and put them back in the cabinet. you people are ******* stupid.
bfad2010 0
maybe they were just saving on water?
TheFlyingMan 8
Eww, but there is pee on them.
zDylanz 6
I'd be pissed.
tayymeds 23
sounds like baby Mama
Ali_Br_fml 33
omg, guys ca be so nasty!
Guy_Smily 0
Who says it was a guy???
OCDC 9
Girls can't aim. Unless she was on the counter, crouching awkwardly over the sink...
elainelovesyou 7
OP didn't say it was girl or guy.. Jeesh.
FarSide 23
And this an fml because....?
ydi_4_suking 20
probably the girl from the fml with the toilet paper pissing in the sink and since she didnt have any she was gonna rinse herself out
khaya 9
Guys are not nasty, they are inventive.
tr3vst3r 5
who says it's a guy?
jess6blondie9 3
Maybe it was a he/she. You don't know.
fizzypop14 3
@ 24 girls can aim it just takes practice
fl0ffy 0
thts kinda NASTY hey thts 1 special way of washing dishes!!!! LOL
Azarjan 0
Selling 10 dishes stained yellow from many washes, good quality 10.99.
spencerchu 0
lol
Ali_Br_fml 33
Ok, ok sorry! I was just trying to picture a girl balancing over a sink while peeing (my autocorrect kept trying to make it purring) without messing herself up or falling in, and couldn't, so I assumed it was a guy. All he had to do is stand there with his penis in his hands and aim. It just seems like too much of a hassle, and too much work for a female to do. So fine, some guys, or your housemate, who could be a female can be so nasty.
truthinlies 1
178 drunk people do amazing things
ohSNAPyall 27
178 how very rational.
nellyphant 18
Someone I know found their female housemate pissing in the sink once! No dishes in it but still
bedazzledmusic 3
well, both contain ammonia!
insanesna1l 0
and both are sterile. still pretty gross and I would smash a plate over your housemates head
m00sh 0
I would beat him with my toe.
pokeblazer 2
You should smash him with the piss covered one
lemoncows 2
at least they were already dirty.
aussie_gemini 5
9# what are you doing at your sink? lmao
aussie_gemini 5
oh... you took the picture down! lmao now I look like a dick ha! ummm I wasn't the only one that saw her pic with her boobs and ****** out in front of her bathroom sink was I? lol
josephhhhhh 0
no, your the only one.
josephhhhhh 0
yes, yes you are the only one.
aussie_gemini 5
haha I was pissing myself laughing... but as soon as I wrote it, she took it down... now I look like a liar! well being an Aussie... she had a cool tan :) lol
weetbixkid 1
yeah I seen that too your not crazy Queensland women there all insane
aussie_gemini 5
easy? yes... yes they are! lucky I'm from Melbourne... lol how fitting to the post tho.. she had her vag right near her sink lmao
marmlr339 14
what is wrong with Queensland? pay out Tasmania, or Adelaide!!! :-)
Alex94xela 0
I missed the **** picture was it hot? fml
playboyintown 4
pretty much
Alex94xela 0
Nooooo I missed it FML re put up pic please
aussie_gemini 5
lol Aussies are always hot... so yes.. she had big ass fake boobs too... nothing is wrong with QLD itself... chicks are easy there tho! lol leave TAS alone... they keep to themselves and in the family! lol
5t3ff1k4h 47
76 - Aussies are not always hot. There is a mix of attractive and unattractive people in any country/state/continent. Also, big fake boobs make a person less hot. Just my opinion.
FarSide 23
Washing dishes does not make them clinically hygienic either. Besides people.... what's a little pee between close friends?
aussie_gemini 5
not everything is meant to be taken so god damn seriously... I think Aussies are always hot.. my bias opinion! I don't really know if they are fake, they were huge on a small frame so I assume so... she was tanned, fit, naked and had big boobs... so I'm sticking to it lol
Randuhh_17 4
lol....and that also fits the description of someone who could be on Jersey shore.....there are alot of those everywhere....
beccusmaximus 0
I think the fact that they're dirty means that now someone has to put their hands in the sink to wash said dishes....Where the piss is. Hence, FML.
aussie_gemini 5
lol didn't JWOW piss on a bar floor?
leearm104 4
Says a girl. Are you a lesbian? If not you're opinion about the attractiveness of girls isn't valid.
aussie_gemini 5
ummmm everyone has an opinion. whether yours is the same or not, I'm entitled to mine!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Actually, females do rate other women on how pretty they are whether they're straight or not. "Oh, I like her hair!" "Oh, she's pretty!" "Insert other compliment here." I am not lesbian; I am not bisexual. But I can still give a general opinion on whether a person is attractive or not. The media feeds us what "attractive" is supposed to look like, anyway. My entire point was that you can't make a generalization about a whole country/city/province/state/continent because you haven't met everyone in the area. I'm Canadian, and proud to be. I do not go around saying every Canadian is attractive because it's simply not true. Wherever you go, there's going to be at least a few (and that's understating) unattractive people. She's thinking unrealistically. If I showed her a picture of an unattractive Aussie, I'm almost positive she'd agree and say they're unattractive, thus throwing her "point" out the window.
aussie_gemini 5
wow, you really take things a tad serious don't you? lol I'm not going to argue with you over something that really has no substance as I was obviously just throwing it out there as a passing comment!
5t3ff1k4h 47
I only take things seriously when people are being morons. You can't make a blanket statement like that and expect everyone to agree with you.
JustinThunder 8
That's nasty, but I guess he just couldn't hold it in.
Eyez_Mesmerize 0
yeah but the nasty motherf*cker could've went pee outside as a last resort . The person obviously has no type of home training .
CateXOX 0
Better than on the floor right?
bubbly456 0
true that.
ChibiGirl5 0
not really the floor would be easier to clean and it's ment to have dirty things on it and ppl don't wash things on it
dahlber 0
or the clean dishes
Bofferding_fml 6
already did that too with a friend but it was at a dorm room party and everyone was downstairs and there were no toilets close to the kitchen, so we peed in the sink. there was even a slice of pizza in it at that moment lol. shame.. but when there's an urge..
paprikacha 9
Oh, college. ~_~
ulicksam 0
#7, you're a nasty pig. No toilets close to the kitchen? So walk a bit you degenerate.
DocBastard 40
Bofferding, I'm so sorry to hear that you have a tiny penis. "How did you know it's so tiny?" you ask? I have no idea, but it makes just as much sense as peeing in the sink rather than walking outside and finding a tree.
Epic_Phale615 0
Pissing on a tree is always fun, but since i live in maine, drawing in the snow with your piss is the shit xD.
skreech96 0
go get ****** you dumb bitch.
FMLephant 2
He was just pre-soaking the dishes. Dried on food can be a bitch to remove.
PwningLamp1 0
LOL
NineFishMffns_fml 0
Lol!!
krista1096 0
hahaha!
mmcb14 4
nice one
RinaRina 9
Ew ew ewww!!
shinydragonmist 0
no wonder those dishes are dirty and food ate off of them taste funny