Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML
Today, my flatmate was once again passive aggressive and angry at me, despite being sweet and pleasant to everyone else. My crime? Putting a baking tray in the dishwasher without scrubbing it first. FML
Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
Today, like everyday, I have to ignore the mould in the bathroom, cat shit stuck to the dining room floor, and dirty dishes in the kitchen courtesy of my never-cleaning sister, but today she bitched at me for being gross and unhygenic for double dipping the ice-cream tub, and everyone agreed. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I figured out it's the first time my roommate has done the dishes after living together an entire year, but I got to clean up the bubble waterfall that came pouring out of the dishwasher because she couldn't figure out where the detergent was supposed to go. FML
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML
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Top comments
Journiexo 18
There is no cure for stupidity
FrietvanPiet 16
******* hypocrites
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Comments (52)
Journiexo 18
There is no cure for stupidity
addictedtosorrow 12
The dishwasher can't wash that away
Rinat_fml 26
Tell him/her to piss off. I can't stand when my roomies don't clean after themselves.
JMichael 26
Oh but there is..
False_Stupidity 42
I've heard that a brick (or any other suitably solid object) to the head works well as a cure... Note: May need to be applied repeatedly to cure stubborn cases. Side effect may include a large bloody mess and jail time.
FrietvanPiet 16
******* hypocrites
PipingMouse 14
This is what happens when people try to be nice!
redheadedmonster 24
Seriously?!?! There's just no common sense left in the world. *sigh*
8born8 18
Well there is.... It's just that those with common sense must suffer those who lack it.
cinskeep43 15
hypocrisy at its finest...
CurvyisCool 22
How the hell is a dishwasher unsanitary?
Khaleesi_26 30
If you don't clean it through once a month than it can become unsanitary from all the food bacterias that can get trapped. But other then that it sounds like OP's roommate just has no common sense.
OysterPearls 33
That's disgusting. Tell her that she's the unsanitary one. I would throw out all her dishes if I were you.
guiltyschuldig49 12
Problem is if you throw out her dishes, she'd probably use everyone else's dishes and do the same thing.
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Move all her moldy dishes to her room then.
killerdana 19
I did that to my brother once, I came home to find the dirty dishes on my bed instead
llamarrama01 21
Just keep your dishes Esperanto and don't let her use the ones you clean
DaFoo 2
How do you keep dishes Esperanto?
llamarrama01 21
Autocorrect xD
teff7 7
But what was your original word meant to be?!
orbit 22
Separate maybe?
may14th 26
Logic.
gracehi 33
Don't you know, OP? Those awful washing machines use this terrible substance all filled with chemicals. It's called, "soap." Ew!