anon
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
You just don't understand art
Today, I walked in on my roommate with his pants down at his ankles, taking a picture of his poop. This would've been less disgusting if we'd been in the bathroom, not the kitchen. FML
SinkyBalls
Canada
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
KP
United States
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
shittysituation
Milpitas, United States
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
youredisgusting
Merced, United States
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Anonymous
Valley Stream, United States
Dude, WTF?
Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
anti-peecleaner
United States
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Potty-Pot
Today, my flatmate took his hour plus long shower while we both tried to get ready for work. I had a choice to wet myself or pee in a cooking pot. I chose the pot. FML
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tnlander 20
looks like someone is going dish shopping.
FMLephant 2
He was just pre-soaking the dishes. Dried on food can be a bitch to remove.
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Comments (207)
LaylaaMariee 0
That's just really gross...
xxdamthatsuxx 0
That's funny ass hell lol
Mach10 0
My old roommate wouldn't even come that close to doing dishes...
Holymonkeypee 0
that's what you get for saying housemates.
jayz9 0
I will not even bother eating in the kitchen again!
nstyrb12 0
now you have a little extra dish soap haha
white05_fml 0
kick him out that nasty ****
fuckyourlifetooo 0
sorry bout tht
collinhw 0
Isn't this from that Ashton Kutcher movie?
dansco 25
Ah student life, great isnt it! Find better flat mates or make the idiot use the toilet! Oh and make him clean the sink and all the pots!