Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
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Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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alwaysalady 0
When I was a teenager, I came home before my curfew, and my parents were going at it on the dining room table. I never came home on time again.
Rayn4u_fml 0
How long were you even standing there?!
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Comments (40)
Hardcore_Life 0
Ohh that sucks.
proudpessimist 0
how would you not know.......
XxStephhxX 0
dude that sucks. i would have died if i saw that.
Eaglestrike117 29
You didn't realize what they were doing?
Bboy_DiSpirit 24
i remember when i was like 5, i was still sleeping wen my parents, and i woke up to my parents having sex, that happened a few times, then when me and my 4 year old brother walked in on them having sex a few months ago btw, how wuld u not know wat they were doing?
SMD_emilyy 1
You're adorable. :3
teamhat 0
i woke up to my parents having sex next to me when i was 11 lol it was nasty but how did you not notice?
Randen_fml 0
that's ****** up on there part.
silly_kate 0
sheesh! O.o!
iDeMiiZe 0
Did you join in?
samba6970 0
parents are human too...but yeah they should've locked their doors....but you should probably knock first and not peep...for those who find their parents having sex while their on the parents bed....maybe they can't hold it in considering the kids sleeps with them every night.... well...at least you life probably wouldn't be ****** up in the future for having a divorced parents due to not enough sex...
campbellshayla73 0
www ur scarred 4 life!!!fyl