Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriends mom walked in on us having sex. She is partially blind so she couldn’t tell what was going on. She had a full conversation while he was still inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to spice things up and do 69. My mom walked in on us right as we came. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
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fisheatsbear 6
so did you?
PsychoMerk 0
I wish I could fly :(
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Comments (132)
fisheatsbear 6
so did you?
Horney4her69 0
I hope she did. sucks when you don't get to finish.
Tripout 0
YEA did you. I WOULDNT call this a fake. US GUYS ARE N A DIFFERENT STATE OF MIND ONCE WE GET GOIN
mattbeverly 0
and u asked her 2 join
fisheatsbear 6
oh oh oh oh oh! I got first :)))))
RustyGuns 0
FHL for you bein a selfish tramp and not letting him finish.
selan_fml 0
props!
sublimaze 6
she "flew out of the room" to go ride her *****. she finished the job, you should have too
mmastermetallica 0
finish only if time permits, she has to get back to the kitchen asap! or go hot it from behind while she makes the sandwhich. moms busy w her ***** anyway apparently
reyemrein 0
The FML is that the mom walked in. It's a good thing her bf wanted to finish or else he would show up on gaydar.
myman47 0
how close to finishing were u
mfmylifesrsly 30
sounds like my ex when I was already past curfew once again and my dad hated and he always wanted to pull in a abondoned parking lot to have a quicky EVEN THO I WAS ALREADY PAST CURFEW. ugh.
cookiemobzta 0
you have a good man on your hands
WhatANoob 0
A quicky? fun fun fun fun fun in tha car
killerviral 0
threesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
glen12 0
u always let the guy finish
homicyd 0
thats what you get dont do that if your not grown up enough to live on your own.
drilher244 0
hey! you can't get a guy started and not let him finish!
Aj4710 0
BLUE BALLS SUCKS!!!!! FINISH HIM!!!!
kingace 0
haha 109, i read that and thought of mortal combat.
dancmgg 0
did ya?
MissBoo111 21
keyword "boyfriend" not husband. that's what u get for not having your own place and being not being married before you have sex. I say UDI for being and idiot and having sex before marriage!
cocainewhore 30
#102 why? Plenty of guys don't get the girl to finish every time.
ringmybell_fml 0
yum?
majones 0
My boyfriend is really awesome. FML
vinny916vp 0
wassup
metalhead256 0
ummmmmm ok?
bihero 0
#3 awesome dp...
MetroidSlayer01 8
anytime someone is "walked in" it is an automatic ydi!!!
mccarty_2 0
u 2 are hot were r u from
abels74 0
he's gay
flyer_fan13 0
fourth bitch
Tripout 0
WRONG bitch
xoxogrrrr93 0
lmao !
dan13mey 0
Win Tripout.
Dwight_A_R_Manag 0
nope! don't people lock doors anymore. you deserve it for not using your brain
mfmylifesrsly 30
my room doesn't have a lock on the door...prob for that reason... that's also probably why I don't have a comp in my room...or that im unable to send pictxts....hmmm
sum1savemeh 0
I don't have a lock on my door either :( my parents won't let me have a cp in my room either
PsychoMerk 0
I wish I could fly :(
Tripout 0
what
fisheatsbear 6
this made me laugh :D
Fedor_is_KING 0
Hahaha that's great. 17 the OP said the mom "flew" out of the room.
ElMetalero 0
lmao i could imagine her just flying out the window
o0XMzMayX0o 0
why are u having sex in ur house?maybe that's why you get "interupted".....
cantfightfate 0
is she supposed to have sex outside? most people I know have sex in their house...most the time anyway :)
CallMeHush 1
Right you have sex in YOUR house, not mom
emmaa3451 11
OP lives with their mom .. *facepalm*
caralho_fml 0
as if u wouldn't keep goin wats the worst that can happened have sex n not finish it of ur mum knows who cares get the job done n enjoy urself atleast u can b happy about somethin
XDNurse 0
then finish! don't deprive him, give the man what he wants ;))
robertlovespi 3
Your use of the English language scares me.
SpaceCoyote 0
When I read this the first time, I thought you walked in on your mum sleeping with your boyfriend...now that's a FML.
mileycyrusisgay 0
You didn't wanna finish too? She already KNEW what you guys were doing. Might as well have continued.
ohSNAPyall 27
Yeah, but that's a bit of a mood killer. For OP at least. The boyfriend is a bit of a pig.
madskillz3088 0
finish what'cha start.....blue balls suck!
bigdaddypimp 0
AMEN! ^^^ :x
trottsky4 0
that's called blue balls , shit sucks