Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
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Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
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TheAznEagle 0
Daddy knows best!
Tyger44 1
Always listen to your father.
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Comments (219)
TheAznEagle 0
Daddy knows best!
SemperFi_23 6
Like father, like son.
fistnazal 10
She workin that back but you don't kno how to act? Slow motion for her? Slow motion for her? Ah damnit. I hate that song. Now it is stuck in lé head
superficialheart 11
Well? Did you put your back into it?
charlie14670 0
Doesn't matter had sex...
fluorescentadole_fml 8
but I cried the whole time!
Alex94xela 0
Well his Dad Is more experienced Maybe he'll teach op some of his moves. Maybe even a signature/special move when the bar is full.
billigoat 8
There's an app for that.
blackbeauty1122 7
#86- theres an app for everything...
monkeebalz 0
Whats OP complaining for? His dad seems awesome
PlasticSand 6
I wonder what his girlfriend was thinking...
skullcandifiedDJ 5
words of wisdom.. make sure to remember it next time
Manganimegrl 16
181- Probably... Today, my boyfriend's dad walked in on my boyfriend and me having sex, and muttered something like, "put some back into it, son," then walking out awkwardly. FML
Tyger44 1
Always listen to your father.
TurnpikeTwister 0
At least he didn't stop you; he wants you to finish what you started, and that's a good dad
GRRSOM 7
I'm not sure why, but this reminds me of Hank Hill.
cameron194 9
lol this is an fml y? he handled that the best way possible, it's an fml because ur dad walked in but the fact that he made a positive comment is amazing and lessens the awkwardness factor lol
Brice28_fml 10
Quit doing pushups on her and get in there!
LordVad3r 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Let him join in!
CryMoreFMLs 15
How about we go with.... No...? I don't think you're quite above the thinking level of a 11 year old...
flockz 20
yup nothing turns me on more than my dad's dick inside my girlfriend.
Savra_fml 17
# 3, you forgot to write "LOL". I bet you wish the OP was called Luke, right?
Skittlepickle 13
Father-son activities are nice, but...no. Not this...no.
The_Real_Peter 1
I accidentally slept with my son once... Is that the same?
puppytaco64 8
How do you accidently sleep with your son?
Iheartfunny 1
Im all for weird sex acts but thats just f*cked up.
flockz 20
maybe because its peter griffin and hes staying in character and he slept with his son chris. cmon people lighten the **** up.
TheCurlyTheory 0
You are disgusting.
jsprackman 11
Ur not haha
kaileb 7
What the ****!
nicofluff 15
Da fuq did I just read?
Petunia888 13
Take his advice; he's got the experience. ;) Also, if you don't want people walking in, find somewhere more private to do it. Duh.
iamyourgod 3
He obviously lives with his parents, and I'm assuming he was in his room with the door shut. That about as private as it's going to get. Is he supposed to hide in a closet or the shed to have sex?
teresa96706 29
Maybe he could've locked the door as well?
Daralea 21
Hey, sometimes the best sex is closet sex.
SexyQueen0905 24
Wow, I just posted a comment and afterward I saw it's almost exactly like yours.
Crono943 6
Car sex all the way!
biasedshooter 24
Maybe he shouldnt be having sex if he still lives with his parents(i'm assuming underaged).
iamyourgod 3
No, you don't have to be 18 to have sex. I think 14 is the legal age to have sex with anyone under 18. And people can live at home past 18 always. plenty of university/college students that do.
Gloritank 8
He lives in the U.S.A. It's illegal under 18.
hobojones 0
105 the legal age is 16 in almost every state, look it up
iamyourgod 3
You have to be 18 to legally have sex in the US? Sounds more like Nazi Germany than some free country.
jizzwold 21
Haha I agree. I think it's weird that 18 is the legal age and that anyone that doesn't adhere to that law is labeled a pedophile when less than a hundred years ago it was fine for 11 year olds to be married off.
bizarre_ftw 22
Socially fine, psychologically there were a lot of very screwed up 11 year olds. Rule of thumb: I find a majority of the time history should be something you learn from, not something you repeat.
v4extreme 6
If it were that simple I think he would have done it in the first place.
riddle143 15
163, I don't think anyone is arguing for marrying off 11 year olds again. I think the commenter you're replying to was referring to the fact that it's completely neurotic that in the eyes of the law it's more okay for a 58 year old to have sex with an 18 year old than it is for an 18 year old to have sex with a 15 year old. And the fact that in one scenario the older party is labeled a sex offender/pedophile for the rest of his or her life. (Even more neurotic when the younger party has been known to lie about their age and say they're older than the age of consent, which is not a valid defense in a trial)
KELSEYJOHNSON23 5
Hope you took his advice, your poor girlfriend!
imcutefml 0
This is why nerds are better we try harder and are grateful afterwards :D
melliemoo17 6
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every1luvsboners 11
By "awkwardly sliding out" you mean? That's great.
every1luvsboners 11
Never mind. Sidling not sliding. Had to look that one up.
Jimster1712 0
I thought the same too.
RedPillSucks 33
If his dad was awkwardly sliding out of his girlfriend while he was (also?) having sex with her, there would be a whole bunch of questions. 1. Were they in their at the same time? 2. Does your dad always share sex with you? ...
Gvil_Eenius 0
Retard
wweasel 0
No. "sidle" is to kinda shuffle,like a crab. His dad sidled out if the doorway.
sdroze1389 31
#99 *in there
chogle 8
>insert witty comment here
Savra_fml 17
You are special, aren't you?
PoeSlayer 0
Wow that sure was witty and hilarious. Do you do parties as well?
Skittlepickle 13
Well let me know when you think of something witty.
flockz 20
*insert witty party here*
chogle 8
Lol woah guys, sorry to upset you.
xXT9Xx 0
Go **** yourself
lemon_phat 11
Why not ACTUALLY put a witty comment? Your retarded, out some thought into it.
Shrike 24
"Your retarded"? ROFL. You illiterate dipshits make it too easy, you really do.
bizarre_ftw 22
Let's not forget "out some thought into it"
bevsta 7
Better then getting yelled at
Savra_fml 17
Did you?
slick5880 22
Listen to the voice of experience. Just try to NOT think about when he used those moves in the past.
SnigglePoop 3
We have now found the result of your erection problems
bizarre_ftw 22
I think the Result of one's errection problems would be obvious, personally I'd be more interested in the Cause, but that's just me