Today, I was going through my Facebook feed when I saw a post of a man being wheeled to the emergency room with a spider stuck in their ear. The post has me scared enough to want to sleep with earplugs. I'm a 37 year-old man. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I've has a constant feeling like something is moving in my ear. I'm a severe arachnaphobic, and my dad is trying to convince me a spider is in my ear laying eggs. FML
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
Today, a bug crawled inside my ear. In a panic, I called my boyfriend to come over and help me. His mother told him to put pee in my ear to kill the bug so it would just fall out. I ended up in the hospital because the pee made the bug want to claw its way out through my eardrum. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, when I went to the bathroom, I found an earwig in my underpants. Yes, it was alive. FML
Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML
Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying two minutes of my life. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
cuz803 46
Arachnophobia is probably the most common fear ever so you have nothing to be ashamed of.
FluffythePink 23
Doesn't matter how old you are, nightmare fuel is nightmare fuel. I'm wanting to do the spider dance just reading your post and I'm *ahem* years older than you. With longish, curly hair that tickles the ears...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (3)
cuz803 46
Arachnophobia is probably the most common fear ever so you have nothing to be ashamed of.
FluffythePink 23
Doesn't matter how old you are, nightmare fuel is nightmare fuel. I'm wanting to do the spider dance just reading your post and I'm *ahem* years older than you. With longish, curly hair that tickles the ears...
Crowned Sataness 12
the odds of it happening are slim. they make they're basically little plastic shower caps for over your ears, might be more comfortable than plugs