Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
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Expertfail 0
least he was doing a good job.
unfortunate_13 5
the question is: how long did she stay to watch?
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Comments (142)
MXXD17 0
lucky you
Juliaa15 6
I feel bad for the mom. poor mommy.
alwa7sh 2
Give her some pointers apparently your the one with the experience.
newnew8 0
this isn't even an fml..
Dmars444 4
ok wait till your getting your monkey spanked and you pervy mum/dad/uncle sneaks a peek into your room and stays there long enough to make a comparison to you and their own sex lives. I see no harm in that... anyone else?
Jizwold 0
is anyone else frightened by the fact her name has a 97 in it? that would make her like 13. the ****?
HOHOHOhamster 0
jizwold, its quite sad, yes, but i know a ten year old who has had sex and given ********. what is our world coming to??
hotscar 3
it doesn't mean she was born in 97...
penguinazul 13
I wish people wouldn't mention things like this; it makes me fear for my innocent 10 year old little cousin's life.
jdgillum 0
you should definitely tell your mom to knock next time..
Expertfail 0
least he was doing a good job.
sharkwkrox 0
agreed.
lbeer 1
lol that's kinda creepy
ERICA833 0
exactly what I was thinking!!
Aoife_ckyou 0
erica how old are you? have you even had the sex talk yet? fingering in this instance isn't the position of your fingers on a keyboard.
squirell_AIDS69 0
Looks to be about 12 and overweight.
squirell_AIDS69 0
Looks to be about 12 and overweight.
venusvsmars 2
because if she was 12, the right thing to do would be call her fat? go **** yourself
creamcheese724 0
maybe he's a whale biologist...he calls em like he sees em
SmallTownCutie 0
I think she was referring to the mom watching them to be creepy. No one had any right to start dissing her. There's a thing called being polite, and though it's hardly ever used on the internet, you may want to think about it.
squirell_AIDS69 0
Go back and read that again. I said overweight, not fat. Saying, "She's a fat 12 year old," would be more of an insult. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself! Observations never killed anyone, so relax.
dark_path 0
54, I'd suggest you to stop teaching us life and telling us about our rights. I can call fat anyone I want. lmao, some 14 year old girl teaching people life lessons. Get out of this website and go do your homework. Cheers!
Dmars444 4
are you aware of the penis on your shoulder?
fthku 13
Dark path how pathetic your life must be if what does it for you is picking on 12 year olds. Also aoife_ckyou what the hell is wrong with you? Why don't you just walk up to a 9 year old, pull up in a black windowed car and offer him and his big brother some candy.. Ohhh bad memories.. Thank god I didn't want candy back then!
SmallTownCutie 0
56- Since you think it's fun to cyber-bully, maybe you do need someone teaching you life lessons. I can see that it makes you feel superior to make others feel shitty, especially teenage girls. Do you have daddy issues or something? If not, maybe you should shut up. I'm not even going to bother defending my age or the fact that you sound more immature than I am.
OhShuttup 0
I agree with 61
venusvsmars 2
overweight and fat basically mean the same thing don't they? your info says you're 19 so I don't see why you have to pick on a youngin. this is why so many teens have eating disorders.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Umm I think ppl should just stfu with this age and overweight stuff bc It could be someone older that's using their daughter as a wallpaper. Bc I mean u see ppl with google images and shit...ps wat if her dad walked in o.O?
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Ok, dictionary time. Overweight: -adjective 1. weighing too much or more than is considered normal, proper, etc. Fat: -adjective 1.having too much flabby tissue; corpulent; obese 55 - Tell me if these two sentences are any different in meaning: 1: "You are an overweight 18 year old" 2: "You are a fat 18 year old" Would you agree that they're not much different? 56 - You are right that you could say whatever you want, but wouldn't everyone's life be better without bitches? People on the Internet are still people. Also, are you jealous that a "14 year old" is schooling you in the maturity subject instead of the other way around? It looks to me that you are.
lbeer 1
squirell_AIDS69 0
Lol at all of you idiots getting all excited over a post on FML. Nobody actually gives a shit.
13Lina97 0
You obviously do, idiot. Immature ***** these days :/ You probably don't know anyone that has commented on this post. So, what gives you think rights to call them names and be a jerk? Exactly, NONE. If you have anymore sad little "insults", don't waste your time posting it and save it for someone who cares.
13Lina97 0
***the
jetscelticsredso 0
Luky and creepy 2
MacNuggets 0
gross ._.
mintcar 10
That's incredibly gross. Try locking the door next time?
Mikababyyyy 0
agree
dezinspaaace 0
or not doing stuff like that when a parent is home!!!
mizuki123 8
Some people don't have locks on their doors.. Just saying.
Dibman 3
Well done to your boyfriend OP, he should be applauded for his dedication even in such dangerous circumstances lol
unfortunate_13 5
the question is: how long did she stay to watch?
Dibman 3
Very good point, that would be sooo weird.
lsdecaria1 5
Best response
KBruce317 0
That would be kind of... gross... if he got caught red-handed... o.O
swaggyhomes 0
haha
venusvsmars 2
your dog is the definition of adorable
KBruce317 0
Awwh thank you :D I think so too haha
KrazieKleo 13
off topic but I think you have the best pic on fml lol.
KBruce317 0
Awh you guys are too sweet! :D
Jenny_jen_fml 0
wow very ackward position for u lol
KBruce317 0
This was supposed to be in reply to #5.... stupid me/computer
KBruce317 0
************. *kills computer* #13 was supposed to be under #12 that was supposed to be under #5. Sorry guys.