Today, I started working at an extremely prestigious bank. In the first five minutes of being there, the boss had me do his laundry at a Laundromat, and when I actually tried to work, he kept showing me some magic tricks. Later on, he fired me for HIS mistake of giving an extra $400 to a customer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, while working at a chain restaurant, I forgot to charge someone a few dollars for extra toppings on the side. My stingy boss took the time to take that money out of my paycheck. FML
Today, I was at a fancy restaurant with my boss, trying to make a good impression. I ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, only to later realize I'd forgotten my wallet. My boss had to pay for the meal, and I'm wondering if my job in accounting is now on the line. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
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tdc 4
too bad you cant turn him in all of this sounds/is illegal
catrat123 4
Definitely take further action into this. Fyl 😩
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Comments (9)
tdc 4
too bad you cant turn him in all of this sounds/is illegal
catrat123 4
Definitely take further action into this. Fyl 😩
GamerChickxoxo 16
call the local labour bored
kdmittens 9
that prestigious bank must have a prestigious HR department.. file a complaint!
ojosRojos 28
...were you working for Michael Scott?
AmbrosiaFan 19
I'd be talking to your boss's boss and HR.
Ksweety_fml 27
Look at that as a blessing. He seems like a horrible boss anyway. You'll find something better, Op
evilplatypus 39
I don’t know where this takes place, but when the head of the CT humane society pulled this kind of crap, the AG stepped in and made him resign.