Today, I got hit by a car walking to work. My first thought wasn't to call 911 or my husband, but to call work to let them know I wouldn't be able to make it in for my shift. FML
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Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I didn't feel like going to work, so I called in sick. Five hours later while out shopping, I got hit by a car at a crosswalk. Now I'm laid-up in the local hospital, really wishing I was with the guys at work. FML
Today, I seriously considered stepping in front of a car so that I could miss a few days of work. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my boss and told him I had to deal with the police and the accident report and didn't know how long it would take. He got mad and said I "should have picked a better time to do this". FML
Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML
Today, I was riding an electric scooter on my way to work when a car sped out of a driveway and hit me. Not only did I end up in hospital, but I missed my job on the second day back. FML
Today, while driving to work, an idiot pulled out of a junction without looking and wiped me out. I'm now in hospital with two broken legs, looking at employment pages because I didn't give work "enough notice" about my absence. FML
Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML
Today, I got rear-ended while on my way to work. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't pregnant, suffering from a horrible UTI, and running a fever. My boss called in sick, so now I'm stuck running the office alone. With whiplash. FML
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Nikki 17
Honestly it depends what you do for work, I’m a nurse and if this happened to me work would be high on the list because it’s pretty detrimental to my colleagues and patients if I just don’t show up
Glitterbaby2613 20
dude even a light injury in terms of getting hit by a car could be serious
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sweetpotato 12
the injuries couldn't be that severe If u really contemplated a work call before 911
RichardPencil 32
If you were so lightly injured, why did you ditch work? You could have nursed your wound during your lunch break.
Glitterbaby2613 20
dude even a light injury in terms of getting hit by a car could be serious
Nikki 17
Honestly it depends what you do for work, I’m a nurse and if this happened to me work would be high on the list because it’s pretty detrimental to my colleagues and patients if I just don’t show up