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Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

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teague95 16

He's just being polite

jenna_love91 5

Nothing wrong with that.

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bensharp 5

Id be more worried if he was showing something else to the cat...

AliSama 17

You have an Awesome dad!

Jf770 10

You sicken me.

Cappiej 18

Oh now he just sickens you? You thought he was racist before you edited your comment.

Jf770 10

Yes. I realized that was all I needed to say :'c. ARE JUDGING ME NOW??

Jf770 10

IT'S BECAUSE IM WHITE, ISN'T IT CAPPIEJ

jerseyboy732 16

why do I sense some strange sexual second meaning for the phrase "stuffed gorilla"?

Jf770 10

Gawd not everything has to be so vulgar

jerseyboy732 16

I know but if it really was just a stuffed animal I don't see how this actually qualifies as an fml. I act like a 5 year old girl when I'm playing with and holding my cat. I'm sure we all do with our pets

jerseyboy732 16

I know but if it was really a stuffed animal I don't see how it's that bad. I act all immature when I play with my cat and I'm 19. I'm sure we all do with our pets

igive 29

for the sake of the cat, let it be an actual stuffed toy

jerseyboy732 16

damn mods are on crack tonight. now it looks like I'm talking to myself :(

False_Stupidity 42

Because you have a perverted mind, just like me.

laden_swallow09 35

Don't worry, I did, too.

BountyBass 13

Yip..sounds like some type of perverted code

iknowimawesome 13

Wait... So OP's NOT talking about their dad's schlong? Oh. Well at least her life isn't THAT ****** up...

ferrousWheel 6

Are you sure he wasn't doing something else before you walked in and that this wasn't just the coverup? (Admittedly, a very bizarre coverup that's just stupid enough to work.)

Jf770 10

CAN'T A STUFFED GORILLA JUST BE a STUFFED GORILLA?

Il_Maestro 6

These are questions none of us want to know the answers to.

I_Punch_Babies 7

donkey kong this is garfield. garfield this is donkey kong. youre both nude. yall can take it from here.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

That's funny, I thumbed him up for it. Shit makes me chuckle every time.

soldiat_fml 17

That is a weird name, but the comment was funny. Thumbs up.

deviable 9

Who doesn't punch babies? Er... I certainly don't!

cmac86 24

I'm going to take this at face value and not let my dirty mind run wild.

False_Stupidity 42

Your missing out on the fun then!

hahauRrcool 0

I heard schizophrenia runs in thw family.

hahauRrcool 0

Thanks spell check!

ICastillo 25

He probably loves them more then you Op. Thats how come he hasn't I introduced you yet....