Today, my boyfriend's dick got stuck in the wrong hole. And by wrong hole I mean the pool filter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband's dick went in the wrong hole. And by the wrong hole, I mean another man’s anus. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend standing in the living room with his dick in the vacuum cleaner hose. Instead of being embarrassed, he simply said, "The vacuum does it better." FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML
Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML
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Top comments
Marynfrankie 19
There are just so many questions left unanswered here.
daz18m 15
He gives a new meaning "to be sucked off"
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Comments (54)
SnapeIsGood 20
Could've happenend to me too, actually
Marynfrankie 19
There are just so many questions left unanswered here.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Must.....resist.....urge....to...make......bad.....pun. Ok So was this an accident, or did he feel like he was lacking some enjoyment in your relationship?
I_am_TheSixth 15
Ooh, what does this hole do??
ihavenolifehaha 16
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That's hot
daz18m 15
He gives a new meaning "to be sucked off"
kkows25 10
lmao.
GummyJellyfish 12
Lucky girl! You found yourself a proper explorer!
lexiieeex3 32
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Shame on you... Dating a child is illegal.
Jonathan Martin 7
men are all children at heart.
Eldslibo 20
"Instructions unclear, dick stuck in pool filter" How? Why? Did he stick it there on purpose or was it an accident? So much questions. We need answers!
Soparot 29
Not really sure how he could manage to accidentally stick it in there. Especially if you assume he was wearing a swimsuit.
Eldslibo 20
Honestly, I assumed there was no swimsuit. And crazier accidents has happened, so why not? The more important question then, why would he stick it there voluntary?
Soparot 29
Trust me, I don't understand his reasoning if it was intentional. The only thing I can think of is curiosity, maybe to see what it would feel like or something. Who knows? Maybe he's done it before and liked it so much he wanted to do it again.
K3719er 9
Shouldn't HE be the one writting the FML then? I don't see why this F's your life...