Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
DM
Fayville, United States
Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML
Sprtsgeek13
Camden, United States
Welcome to the family!
Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
jsmills92
Cranston, United States
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
lordoftheweird
Get ready to ruuuuumble!
Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML
jonnybones223
Best boy
Today, I was awakened by my father saying how proud he was of his little boy. I assumed he meant me, since I landed an apprenticeship in the same union he's worked in for 25 years. Turns out he was speaking about his cat, who left a dead squirrel next to my bed. I stepped on the damn thing. FML
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teague95 16
He's just being polite
jenna_love91 5
Nothing wrong with that.
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Comments (165)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Cat: I will murder this thing when you're sleeping.
Philerup31 12
I'm guessing the monkey's name is Koko
zues70 4
Your dad has a stuffed gorilla?
jackdaniels23 1
That is just hilarious lol
damianf60 7
How is this an fml for you?
babyshaft408 8
U mean his penis
ccoverup 5
People say silly things to pets, get over it.
ryanbeast 7
So if the "stuffed gorilla" means a penis, does the "cat" mean a pussy?
gpd_deputy_1 6
Please tell me that's not a euphemism.
bubbleslovescats 1
Aww