Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Today, I was supposed to be studying for an important exam. My parents decided to make me go to a surprise birthday party instead. We weren't allowed to leave until the party was over. The party was for the dog. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, I went to a birthday party. A half hour in, a girl started showing me pictures of her cat. That was the high point of the night. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML
Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML
Today, my dad and stepmom came back from a very expensive two-month trip across the world. When they got home, they had more gifts for their cat than for me. FML
Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
"Surprise! We got rid of your cats!" You were the cat-alyst of your own downfall.
MTFR 12
Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty obsessed with pussy too...
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Comments (95)
waffule365 16
Crazy lady alert.
wlddog 14
Loving cats is not healthy. OP should love dogs. We are much easier to get along with, and we can protect your house. Cats don't protect houses or chew up those evil shoes. Grrrrrr. Evil shoes.... I will slay them all. SQUIRREL!!!! Oh... Hello. I love you friend.
ironichalibut 24
Cats will not stand for this slander! We defend the house against vermin like mice and flies, and let's not forget the dreaded menace of that itchy wool string!
Shrike 24
Hey, uh, you two? The 1990s called, and they want their dumbass character accounts back. Oh, and their "the ????s called" insults too. I'm mailing those back as we speak, so how about you follow suit?
ironichalibut 24
Nobody uses mail anymore, it's all email and faxes, get with the times. Everyone's sense of humor is subjective, just because a joke is old to you doesn't mean it can't be a source of amusement for others. If its old to you don't read it, no one's forcing you. Quit being a wet blanket, there's no logical motivation for it.
Freethaawave 19
This is possibly the best FML I've ever read.
kakarot2 11
Haven't been here long have we?
amDes 11
At least she still can go home and have her cats comfort her after the intervention
PunkySpunky78 15
How do you know that the op is a she?
HKCgrimmjow 15
Have you ever heard of crazy cat man? I think not. I rest my case.
waffule365 16
My uncle is a crazy cat man just sayin.
roxxyfoxxy3 25
Ehhh my best friends a crazy cat man ._. ER...crazy Persian man. To be more exact.. Oh sorry, I mean boy :D
Caleb32 6
First step to recovery is admitting you have a problem
Bakarra 22
Aaaand then taking your thoughts to the Internet, a place where everyone is obsessed with cats...
Pleonasm 36
"Surprise! We got rid of your cats!" You were the cat-alyst of your own downfall.
CCSA 12
What makes me wonder is how they got rid of OP's cat...
isallwaysme 27
I was gonna make a cat pun but I'm not feline it.
emilyh77 5
love!!! ^
buckdharma 38
# 13- A catapult.
AH1Zviper 15
@20, That comment was a catastrophe.
Ella_fml 17
So you didn't get those kittens you asked for your birthday? Sorry, OP.
ironichalibut 24
"I didn't get the intervention memo, I guess these kitten shaped mittens I bought you are faux-pas now, right?"
MTFR 12
Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty obsessed with pussy too...
Pleonasm 36
When you start sniffing the litterbox right near the pussy, you know you're in too deep with this obsession.
lambda_fml 40
#5 I think everyone got you just right.
oathkeeper99 31
Meow.
LiveLoveBeatles 19
That is probably the most touching and heart-felt comment I have ever read on an FML
WrongRomance 11
No cat-shaped cake for you.. Only therapy.
Keevarou 17
Cat shaped therapy? She/he tried that once already :P
picante72 24
I bet you weren't feline good about them letting the cat out of the bag on your kitty craze.
roxxyfoxxy3 25
9That, my dear erm, is awesome. Erm. From a gender whom you do not know...or just too lazy to find out. :D
BurumaB 2
Happy Birthday!! ^_^
mastervuk 9
Haha loser town
BrandiLush 31
Do your parents know you are on the internet past bedtime?
roxxyfoxxy3 25
....get off this planet. You do not belong here! >:U YOU...YOU DEVILS FEMALE SERVENT YOU. Oh sorry, man? No I don't think so :D