Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
DM
Fayville, United States
Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML
Sprtsgeek13
Camden, United States
Welcome to the family!
Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
jsmills92
Cranston, United States
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
lordoftheweird
Get ready to ruuuuumble!
Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML
jonnybones223
Best boy
Today, I was awakened by my father saying how proud he was of his little boy. I assumed he meant me, since I landed an apprenticeship in the same union he's worked in for 25 years. Turns out he was speaking about his cat, who left a dead squirrel next to my bed. I stepped on the damn thing. FML
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teague95 16
He's just being polite
jenna_love91 5
Nothing wrong with that.
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Comments (165)
lovepandorasaver 11
That gorilla is going to get so much pussy "random pound chest gorilla moment"
DuffleBagHero 4
It's your fault for walking into Happy-fun-play-time !
Shadowkatt 0
what a lame ass fml
HULK_SMASH_ 7
Has anyone else noticed that most, if not all of these FML's start with the word "today"? It's starting to drive me insane. I think I am gonna go Hulk mode now and smash.
kiloutou_fml 7
Obvious troll is obvious.
HerrBawl 4
Is that what they call it these days?
Pandacupcakelove 26
Reminds me of how when I was little I was 100% sure that my plushies were alive and just faking being plushies. I would stand outside my bedroom door and look in through the key hole to see if they were moving.
Mandybruin 15
That would never work. They always know when you're watching.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Oh of course! That explains why they never revealed themselves!
muFilter 19
Sometimes cats get a little freaked out by stuffed animals, so maybe he just wanted the cat to know it wasn't a threat. Or was he also introducing the cat to the gorilla? Because stuffed gorillas getting freaked out by cats is not a phenomenon with which I am familiar...
CharlieOrion 7
I really hope this isn't innuendo...
1crabbygirl 10
That was precisely what I was thinking.
False_Stupidity 42
I was thinking that too.
mom2pen 4
Stuffed gorilla=fully erect penis Cat=pussy Get it? No? Me neither . Oh well.
Hiphuray4peas 27
I honestly went to read to comments because I was curious if I was missing some innuendo
preposteroushat 5
That sounds like something my dad would do. You aren't alone.