Today, I found out I have an option on my phone to postpone the sending of my text messages. I thought it would be cute to send my boyfriend texts saying, "I love you and sweet dreams" every night at midnight for a month. He broke up with me and now I can't figure out how to stop the texts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
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sheagstaz 0
It's FHL because when he brings home another girl it will look like he is cheating. OP you are a genius
eliz3 0
I would've broken up with you BECAUSE of that crap idea.
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leandra12 0
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No wonder he broke up with you.
zrhcrx 0
Yeah i totally would have broken up with her too, that would REALLY piss me off.
divineinstrument 2
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Same here! God I couldn't have stood that at all! I don't know why OP thought it would be sweet when it's so obviously annoying. It's sort of thing you would do to a bitter ex to annoy the hell out of them- keep sending them postponed texts at like 2am every day saying something stupid like that. So, OP, YDI for being naive and thinking guys are actually lame enough to like stuff like that.
jivealive_5 0
I was thinking the exact same thing... It's no wonder he broke up with her getting the same text repeatdly every night!!
sheagstaz 0
It's FHL because when he brings home another girl it will look like he is cheating. OP you are a genius
SomeRussianGirl 3
I don't see the big deal, It's kinda cute! It's only one text it's not like she set 20 texts messages to automatically be sent to him.
Attica 20
@ "divineinstrument" (really?): guys with actual substance generally like to know that they are loved and appreciated. Mature people, regardless of gender, don't see that as "lame" or "naive". What are you, 14? That's just childish and sad. Grow up, or you're just going to grow old in a bachelor apartment by yourself or convince some poor girl to marry you before she realizes what you're really like, and then she takes half your shit for the trouble of having to deal with a jerk.
dearViena 0
xDD i'm enjoying this one
Dmaster22 0
Rolf, Looks like someone is gonna be arrested for stalking.. sucks for you op And yup #3 this is the funniest fml ive seen today
lolownedimo 0
Haha
selenes 0
lmao. that's the stupidest idea i have ever heard.
AAAAHHHH12 2
That's why it didn't work. It was pretty stupid.
NGM_47 0
Break the phone? lol or shut it off right before midnight, idk if that would stop it though
_THE_MASTER_ 0
thats might just be the best comment i've ever seen on here...particularly the word slag, though...it just wouldn't have been the same without it.
eliz3 0
I would've broken up with you BECAUSE of that crap idea.
tinyphreak 0
Ouch, that actually genuinely sucks.
deaditegirl 0
I would have broken up with you for sending obnoxious automated texts. YDI, dumb needy bitch.
Alexis2742 31
This is unnecessarily rude
randomgirl1234 20
I agree with #186
coldasfire 23
#189, that's what the thumbs up button is for
william0090 0
that sucks. and i thought it was a good idea. My girlfriend and i do the same thing, only we say different things than that, and we both enjoy it. I hope you can figure out how to get that fixed..