Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Classy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
Top comments
sorta_sarcastic 12
Serves you right. Always knock first.
leopardwilliam 22
That cannot be unseen
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (59)
np93 4
At least they still love each other it seems. Lol
ScoobieDoobiee 8
Hmm maybe next time you should knock before entering your parents room where all the magic happens.
_purepxrcelain_ 6
this is when i'd rip my ******* eyeballs out of my head & soak them in acid ..
underthesea12 24
try knocking
SuchaViking 6
Should have knocked...
alice_18 16
Good God
najraa 19
Your dad is tha real mvp ! Men should do things like that more often.
Taylor22294 24
At least you know their marriage is alive and doing well. Bad timing but better than hearing them argue all day.
Vegetarian27 24
Was he werking it?
worldclassrager 41
That should be swapped...still you should knock...never just walk in...that's how things get put on here