Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
RIP Skype
Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML
Always lockcheck
Today, I was doing a striptease for my crush on FaceTime. I’d forgotten to lock my bedroom door and my mom came barging in, yelling at me to, “Stop leaving your period blood on the toilet seat!” She also saw that I was in my bra and panties, and left in disgust. My crush hung up and he won’t return my calls or texts. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Listening in
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
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EllieLovesYou 0
Yes, that's sad but you should have locked your door hun :P
KingDingALing 9
At least she didn't see your boyfriend jacking off. Oh come on, we all know he was masturbating.
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Comments (210)
EllieLovesYou 0
Yes, that's sad but you should have locked your door hun :P
chell1894 13
strip tease fail..
NeatNit 33
Exactly! Why do so many people do things like this without locking their door?
Goose3 0
u now to lock the door wen ur doing a strip tease from experience rigth??
yazmi_09 3
wow 17 you manage to spell experience correctly but somehow misspell you, know, when, you're, and right
e2m2cent 0
awkward turtle :(
ugliness 6
some people don't have locks for their room, my house has a front door and bathroom door locks but no other locks :/
Goose3 0
hey I sux at slelling FYI so idc
noobgang7 5
So your mom checked you out, got jealous that she can't have your body, and then left angrily because you didn't ask her to join in
MissBunny25 0
1, nice Demi lovato pic lol. now, on to the real reason i came here... I forgot. hmm... oh! macaroni sales are increasing as we speak. momma bunny is not happy -.-
Mimiroxxi 0
hey 24, no one gives a f**k! There's no need to correct since it is text language. Don't be an ass, I'm pretty sure people know what meant. it's the Internet no one cares but you and some annoying twats out there, you're just wasting your time. and not everyone have locks guys...
Mimiroxxi 0
lol bunny
tulsafml 0
hey 1 your profile pic is... slutty.
tulsafml 0
isn't Demi lovato from disney???? ????????
anorexicbarbie 8
...the ****? Someone... Please... Make it stop...
babyjm 0
seriously
rmbaker1993 0
12 looks like she's having a strip tease fail! and 1's picture isn't actually Demi lovato, miss bunny was just calling her that cus she looks like demi. like when people call fat short tan people snooki... haha
britt93 7
#66- it's a losing fight and it's not yours. why get concerned? should you have better things to do???
iliveinthesky_fml 0
65 looks like Kesha. Oops I meant, "Ke$ha."
MissBunny25 0
actually guys, that really is a legit Demi lovato pic. it's not number 1's actual picture.
rocketeer_97 1
118- that is demi. maybe you should look closer next time ? and people who are complaining about people who fix grammar shouldnt even try to start a fight with them. for some people text language is really annoying. it can become a habit & you may even actually spell like that. so i give respect to those who correct grammar. & those who dont, go somewhere else.
biggestboss 3
I like your picture #1 :)
alakomonus 0
ooh that's where I rexognized her face yea that's Demi
danilols689 11
LOLED HAHA yeah that sucks :(
dragonaair 5
@1 OP may not have locks. My house doesn't.
Mimiroxxi 0
119, I could ask you the same question don't you have better things to do before jumping into something clearly don't know what you're talking about? I was not concern FYI I was trying to make a point and I do have better things to do btw, I'm not on this site 24/7 nor was trying to start a fight.
Kallik 0
152, run-on sentence ? :P
tr3vst3r 5
not everyone has a lock
ImanAzol 4
"Text" is not a language. It's an excuse for retards. You may use English, Spanish or even Chinese. Wen sum txt luser msgs me like tht, he jst dusnt get hired. Eventually, all the text kiddies will starve to death in the gutters holding signs that read, "cn u get me job for fud?" That day will be awesome.
pimplayer 0
I'm gonna take a wild guess, but did you meet on WoW or runescape?
Mimiroxxi 0
I know text is not a "language" that's just what it's call...
icychill10_fml 3
I love reading arguments on fml more than reading the actual fmls themselves. ily all ty XD
heatherlorinxox 0
nice photoshopped Demi Lovato picture xD
romanthompson 0
hit me up Ma 2145024315
Ale8900 3
^ That's exactly what I was thinking!! That is just Demi Levato's head and some *****'s body!!
biggestboss 3
well she's hot!
KaitlynJohan 4
I noticed !
Fatalally 4
152 - You weren't "concern[ed]" and "was trying to make a point", yet you felt it was necessary to put curse words into your reply earlier reply?
Fatalally 4
earlier reply*
Vamphyre73 12
I know this is a really old fml but I'd like to point out not everyone has locks on their bedroom doors (my door doesn't) and that even if it is their house parents should knock.
MassiDelta 28
Not all doors have locks; mine doesn't
PurpleMyth 28
Not all doors have locks
KingKralj 31
Some bedroom doors don't have locks Like mine....
awildwhisper 30
Saying text isn't a language isn't correct. That's like saying Southern grammar is incorrect, it's the English language with a different dialect. Look up text phrases in the dictionary and they're there. If a word is used by enough people it's in the language. people need to realize that languages CHANGE. Merriam-Webster: "Tracking Word Usage. To decide which words to include in the dictionary and to determine what they mean, Merriam-Webster editors study the language as it's used. They carefully monitor which words people use most often and how they use them." Also in the case of the often misspelled words on here "you're and your" my phone often changes them right before I send a message and I don't notice it.
ritchgirl1 0
Why is this an FML? If you didn't want to get caught I'm sure you could have done something to prevent it, like locks, wait until your mum is out or maybe not do it at all over the Internet?! Sorry for the rant I just get frustrated when I read pointless FML's that are clearly deserved.
joe_says_so 0
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Goose3 0
wow im a retard 4 not locking yur room
LexxyLiime 0
Is that you in your picture?
Goose3 0
yup y do u ask?
Goose3 0
I'm not emo I just look emo stop hating;)
oooKiLLaHooo 0
haha..pretty funny..
Mysanitywins 10
Totally funny.
millionaire93 0
hahaha that's cute....
DavLynn 4
lol that's not you.. but really what's the point on putting a fake pic on fml.. is it really worth it?
sadiiztic 0
hate hate hate hatr haew hrew geis ksue jssiddjdgdisvjshdidj
Sirin_fml 47
Of course you're correct, but please don't make thread after thread about it; it's sort of annoying for the other users to see all the time.
Miss_Michaela 10
You guys have played straight into Goose3's hands..
rebekahah 7
imma have to agree with notfunnii. I swear I saw a picture of that guy on google making out with another dude. -.- NEVER look up "emo haircuts for guys" :/
ugliness 6
who has a bedroom lock? I wish I had one :(
brunettesara5722 17
umm mayb she doesn't have 1... think outside the box
NineFishMffns_fml 0
I've seen rebeka's and gooses pic on google :p and like 1/2 of all the other pics on FML. It's not a new thing for people to put another picture up other than themselves. Some do it cause they may not want their own pic up, not a big deal, lol.
Aimeex 0
funny you saying that because yer pic is of someone I know and she lives in the uk and her name is not Rebecca (:
NineFishMffns_fml 0
So? and I saw that girl accepting compliments saying that's her hair (which really is cool whoever that is, I'd never be able to pull that off ;/) :p people do it all the time, but props for your bunny man, it's cute, most I can draw is maybe a lame stickman lol!!
pierceTheveil_fml 0
71 please ur also fake
MissBunny25 0
158, 71 had a real picture of herself up when she posted this comment. she recently changed it. however, I must say, your hair is ******* amazing!
ScreamoxD 0
I saw your pic on google. Why put up a fake pic?
MarsDeeKiwiBird 0
I've seen this picture for years on google. The real guy has a dA and types like he has a brain.
TomFeltonFan 0
158, the ****? why are you calling her fake? your picture is obviously the model, brookelle bones. (or however you spell it)
LexxyLiime 0
LOLL AGREED. I started a riot :3 proud mama! haha. and yeah your pic is brookelle bones. why the fuuuuuuucccckkk are fakes commenting on this? what's the point of faking on fml, again, it's not worth it, nobody cares whether your ugly/pretty on this
LexxyLiime 0
by the way it's not possible to lock your room, you lock doors not rooms.
mollyslips 13
71- me and my best friend **** over emo dudes kissing!! and thats not strange at all......
KingDingALing 9
At least she didn't see your boyfriend jacking off. Oh come on, we all know he was masturbating.
Goose3 0
u have a point on that
yazmi_09 3
unless op is nasty looking, then idk
Mysanitywins 10
Hurr Hurr
W0 0
well why wouldnt he? its free ****
fatJO_fml 0
yes
sarapsosis 1
Holy mother of ****!!! 93 has got some serious jugzzz.......ok I'm done kthnxbai!
ShelbyyCakess 0
lmfao ^
Miss_Michaela 10
It all depends on how far into the strip tease you got. :P Like, one sock wouldn't so bad.
sadiiztic 0
i believe the fml said something about being midway to the performance
Miss_Michaela 10
Im going on the basis that she only had 2 socks on..? :P
rebekahah 7
^ ha! :D made my day!
dino111 0
lol I like ur way of thinkin
raytaybinks 0
^^ same!!
megggy27 0
I agree with #7:)
Jackmangold 0
"Honey, you're doing it all wrong. Here, let me show you"
dino111 0
hi miss justlol
ShelbyyBendel03 0
hahahahahaa that's great. at least she ain't mad??
brunettesara5722 17
ya rite this isn't a fml if my mom saw me do that I'd b soo ******
Autoshot 9
Invest in a deadbolt.
houstontxmex 0
Haha your mom totally got on the phone to call every tittybar in town, she's gonna pimp da hoe! We are in a recession people!
smhansen92 0
hahaha! that's a profession that's recession proof. smart mom