Today, I discovered that the lovely, hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats, dogs, and other various animals. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML
Today, while working at my new job at a surgery center, I noticed how odd it was that the room began to smell like fried chicken. I thought it smelt pretty good, until I learned it was actually the smell of someone getting their ear cauterized. I enjoyed the smell of someone's burning ear flesh. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML
Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML
Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML
Today, a barbecue joint opened near my apartment, close enough that I can smell the kitchen exhaust. I'm a vegan activist, so smelling animals being burned is a serious trauma for me. Now I either have to either move or constantly feel sick and depressed. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, my office smells like a giant turnip green fart because of a sewage leak. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Vegetarians can get bent. Mmmmmmm...Labrador retrieverburger... What, too soon?
L3Paparazzo 7
aww sucks :(
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Comments (118)
L3Paparazzo 7
aww sucks :(
TayonaC 10
that stinks
KiddNYC1O 22
That blows.
persianjr1 7
that sucks. lol
tulsafml 0
That sucks yah:D
Quasar55_fml 18
C-C-C Combo Breaker ! You may burry my comment but somebody had to say it.
ahti546 11
well it is burning meat... nothing too unusual about that
jep00 8
**** ur hottt
BitchBeCray 12
That blows like a pornstar. lol
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Well, the smell of other animals cooking smells good so why shouldn't dogs and cats right?! :D ...right..?
Boredumm 6
lol probably smelled like a BBQ xD
rompgr 0
win!
Jakub89 0
Wrong, probably smelled like Chinese food. Yum!
pink_raindrops 26
I bet it was like chinese food. There was this restaurant in the city that got shut down for serving dog meat while my friend was there eating.
musicfreak9821 6
oh god I would have vomitted on their face! ugh
josephhhhhh 0
lose
testthecoal 5
tied.
karishmo 2
right!
ijrnelson 0
left!
Happybunny1998 0
Up!
alissa222 15
down!
XTheDesertSongX 17
northeast.
ilovewolves 0
southwest
AceArctic 4
Towards Narnia!
Moo_Horse 0
...........blue?
Rafid 0
wth. just. what. the. hell.
forbiddenfruit69 3
Joe Walker, ftw! lol
Capt_Oblivious 10
That's considered a delicacy in some places.
X_o_X_ocutie 0
like where???
SkateboardGirl88 11
like China and India!
TayonaC 10
watch bizarre foods!
Wirebiter 0
I wouldn't say a delicacy. But you can choose your own dog to have butchered in parts of China.
Jonny_Trump 0
It's a joke. Asian food is often joked as being cat or dog meat. Especially Chinese.
Suchagoonnn 4
it actually is. i know chinese eat dog and some koreans do too but it is illegal and looked down upon.
chrishansen 0
Most europeans eat horsemeat
kathcduri 3
it's not illegal in china or Korea to eat dogs or cats. that's dumb. why would it be? it's just a very old outdated tradition that people don't do anymore.
Rafid 0
17 u r miss informed viets eat dogs not chinese
zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0
15- I believe you were misinformed as of how to spell misinformed.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well you know what they say: if it smells good, eat it!!(:
TayonaC 10
or if it looks good, eat it... that reminds me of andrew Zimmerman I really should stop watching that show so much o_O
travis07 0
that's gross:p I love kitties!
C6Racer 0
Kitties!!!
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Kitties rock m/ >.< m/ as a matter of fact it's in my description that I like kitties XD
atthegates 0
I like kitties too....extra BBQ sauce pls
testthecoal 5
You know what makes me hungry? Not you. Only doc and boners stir up a primordial sate for awesomeness
SilenceIsSilver 0
I'm sorry. That's creepy as ****. FYL OP :/
Residence_fml 4
I'm gonna say YDI because what first was "delicious" and a "hunger-inducing" smell now is plain stench just because you now know what it is. It's not fun to know that it's cremated dog and other dead animal smell but still..
ilovepoppa 0
Well today I was walking to school and I smelt this yummy fruit salad smell that made me so hungry.. turns out to be someone garbage on the curb..
laurbear12 3
cool story
khaya 9
This is what makes serial killers.
DocBastard 40
Vegetarians can get bent. Mmmmmmm...Labrador retrieverburger... What, too soon?
yazdmich 1
lol @ retrieverburger
ILoveEggnog 7
Mmmm....yummy.