Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Classy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
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sorta_sarcastic 12
Serves you right. Always knock first.
leopardwilliam 22
That cannot be unseen
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Comments (59)
donaldduckdumb 4
That's the price you pay to have parents that aren't divorced.
Forchdaddy40 3
Knock next time. Always helps
FMLGUY254 1
Just watch a marathon of horror movies. You'll forget about it soon enough.
cece23_fml 10
As long as thats all he was giving her.
reaxion 25
Yes, OP. you've discovered that your parents don't suddenly stop having sex after you get pumped out. As a parent, I think it's awesome they are still doing things to keep that spark alive. Knock next time.
bahamit 18
Three rules for living at home... #1 knock #2 never assume anything is safe #3 refer to numbers one and two as memory wiping technology hasn't been invented and things cannot be unseen
Starham1 14
This is a first.
Drosophila82 18
1- always knock 2- it's great that your mom and dad are still intimate. You have no idea how difficult that is when life comes in the way.
martinb809244 1
I need answers was it like the thunder down under men’s strip tease or was he in your mom’s clothes.