Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Classy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
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sorta_sarcastic 12
Serves you right. Always knock first.
leopardwilliam 22
That cannot be unseen
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Comments (59)
allisurd 17
To Goodbye Horses, I hope?
BlossomLannister 6
My parents arent so cool xD
Futacy 30
Man, I'm really sorry. Hopefully you can get some help real soon.
AFaye3964 17
Id be scarred for life.
FrankHotpants 31
Well at least it had just started, you could have walked in on something far worst.
nitrog100 21
I don't want, anybody else, and when I think about you I touch myself. Iiiiii I don't want, anybody else, oh no, oh no.
kingoftheawkward 5
Personally I would have gouged my eyes out.
CandyApple88 13
Was he doing it to the song "you can leave your hat on?" that would have been funny.
tbon3r 15
maybe you can use that as blackmail to got out with friends or get stuff.
trendkilla254 4
Door was closed wasn't it... who opened it?