SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Anonymous
Canyon Country, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
lovely321
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
ugh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
bkay26
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Classy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Bear
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Anonymous
Cincinnati, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
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sorta_sarcastic 12
Serves you right. Always knock first.
leopardwilliam 22
That cannot be unseen
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ahippienamedrae 10
Tell them to hang a sock on the door next time.
Dozer1988 14
At least you didn't walk in on your dad giving someone else a striptease. Could've been worse. Look at the bright side, OP. :)
ethan_unoxx 29
what has been seen cannot be unseen.
Axel5238 29
Sorry for that OP a number of years ago I walked int on my older brother cooking breakfast naked. He acted like it was the most normal thing in the world. If thats normal I hate to think the stuff he does with whatever girl he's dating.
mete_orito 34
Somebody needs a brainwash now.
vikky538 29
wash your eyes well...
bun_key0_1 20
Gross
brianabearx3 14
always knock dude
Nyx7 24
Yeah....I'd suggest lobotomy
lazyslumber 18
If OP's father had an FML account, we would have also seen, Today, while trying to be romantic with my wife, my daughter walked in while I was giving a striptease to my wife. FML. It's best for everyone to try to ignore it as it's equally uncomfortable for three of you. Handle it maturely OP.