Today, I went to a new deli in town. While waiting in line, I hadn't made up my mind on what to order, so I let the guy behind me go instead. Turns out he was the hundredth customer, and they gave him his lunch for free. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML
Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML
Today, after standing in line for most of my lunch break just to buy food, some asshole with a cart full of stuff cut in front of me. He claimed that he was there the whole time, and the whole line, plus the cashier backed him up. I missed lunch. FML
Today, I felt like doing a good deed, so when I bought something at a store I told the cashier to keep the change. The cashier then panicked and said, “What do I do???” Turns out, I was her first ever customer. FML
Today, I received a food delivery. The bag was huge. I thought the restaurant had made a mistake and given me extra food. I checked the receipt; it said, “Special note: For our hungriest customer. Extra napkins!” They'd remembered me from last time I ordered a ton of food. FML
Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML
Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML
Today, a customer complained he never got his sandwich, even though I put it in the oven, dressed it up and served it to him. When I went to clear his table off, I saw the sandwich basket. We had to give him his money back. FML
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Top comments
goldfishgod 20
That sounds like an episode of Spongebob.
esu 5
Maybe he needed it more than you did
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Comments (152)
esu 5
Maybe he needed it more than you did
biggestfan23 11
And of course your a woman
chick92282 15
What is THAT supposed to mean?
Cicero1827 5
Aah, the "it will do another person more good than it would me" approach, I like it...
PeachesnCream88 0
Aw well atleast you did someone else good.... Without meaning to.. But alls good!
Alwayspullout 7
Or maybe he didn't...
ImABagel 0
I would have taken what was rightfully mine then silenced the thief from afar.
Dadothy 8
Today, I was at a deli and some random person let me cut them in line. Turns out I was their hundredth customer and got my lunch for free. Best day ever!
Cuervo_Shotz 0
Ahhh! I see what you did there.
Marcella1016 32
Exactly my thoughts, #1...I mean how much could the deli sandwich possibly have been worth, 10 bucks?
MagicallyFat 12
I really hope OP isn't one of those people that would have tried to fight te guy for the prize. That makes me feel so bad for humanity as a whole
goldfishgod 20
That sounds like an episode of Spongebob.
DoubleCross 9
Are you wearing a strap on in your pic???
Cuselaxer22 0
I don't know but it's hot.
epicsauce2101 0
Wow hot
jtthegr8 26
The one where Patrick gets his liscence and is the 1 millionth person to get it xD
hwaning21 0
Super hot!
danielwilliams57 6
Why is everyone commenting on her profile pic instead of replying to her comment?
DomDomxoxo 16
I totally agree. That's hot!
DocBastard 40
DanielWilliams - because their emotional growth halted at "horny 13-year old hormone factory".
_Oblivion_ 12
21 Do you have the slightest idea of what a strap on is? It's a plastic dick strapped to a woman's crotch. Now do you see that in the pic?
gman90210 18
Because that is smokin hot
teague95 16
72 - I thought they were rubber... learned something new today
_Oblivion_ 12
Yeah I think both, I've never tried one so I wouldn't know.
Damn_Hippster 11
2-I'm a Sasha Grey fan as well :)
izackthegreat 1
Yes, that is definitely something off sponge bob. And to halt the argue over the profile pic, it appears to be a garter belt of sort?
ChrisTheCalm 9
Hey, here's an idea, who gives a shit what she's wearing.. You'll never have it. FML, not a **** site.
HollyoaksFan93 9
There are some right perverts on FML these days..
MikeonFML 17
Or exactly like that one commercial At the grocery store where it's set up
danm_1 28
She probably bought lunch at the 'Kirsty Crab' hahaha. Worst joke of the day. okay, I'll stop
Mooish 18
Well it's more fulfilling to pay for it.
domking1315 20
No it's not
emilyjgraham 34
everyone knows free food tastes better!
KTC30 0
Lol but it feels better to win something.
Rocker92gfx 0
Damn straight yo! Word to the masses
nolaneldridge 1
New deli... I miss my home
ClassyCommando 13
Just visit Surrey, BC. It's like a New New Delhi.
jujubunni5 9
I wouldn't want to go back to india.
Gogetajh 3
well it sure made his day.
DocBastard 40
I'm sure that guy was delighted, and I bet his free lunch was delicious. I hope he delicately thanked you for deliberately letting him in front of you.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Deli-ghted? Deli-cious? You sly dog, you.
Goatinsfriend 8
You made a persons day. I would personally have no problem with this.
SkoomaKi 28
Hey shit happens! I'm sure there will be a day where you're luckier than a leprechaun's penis.
Alanber92 5
Lol what???
BRInyx 0
Hahaha a leprichons penis....... Too good
BRInyx 0
AND iI can't spell lol
NoisyNykkii 10
100 dollars? Isn't that a little too much for a new store? Unless their sandwhiches are $25 each.
twifan1901 0
Read it again!
kei1108 13
Aw, I'm sorry, OP! Just think of it this way. Maybe he'd been depressed lately and this lifted his spirits! Maybe he is really low on money and almost couldn't afford to pay for his food. It just wasn't meant to be, OP. :)
lilypad7275 0
If he could pay for his food I don't think he would go to a deli...
NatalieMalik 0
I agree tht wud be stoopid