Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out why my wife insisted on naming our first child "George" if it was a boy. It was her first love's name. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
2nd place
United States
Welcome to the world
Today, I realized my wife named our newborn son after her ex-boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't the abusive, cheating, womanizer ex that she originally described when we first met. To make things better, he was the one that eventually cut her off, not the other way around. FML
Oblivious
Kuwait
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
noway
Cholet, France
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
ManyRegrets
Bloomsburg, United States
My legacy
Today, I found out that the one who got away just had a baby, and named it after me. My current longtime girlfriend and I already decided not to have kids. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Daddy issues
Today, we got our daughter's birth certificate. Turns out my husband thought it would be funny to give her a middle name, which we never discussed, and he picked one to sound funny. Not actually going to tell the internet her name, but it’s as bad as calling a boy Ben Dover. I’m furious. FML
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Zmeilerr 22
As long as your last names aren't Bush, I see no problem here.
Abby133 14
Ouch.
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Abby133 14
Ouch.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2
SCOOOOORRRRREEEEEE!
Bees_fml 0
Why "ouch"? Don't assume, OP. Maybe she always liked the name. Or maybe she's trying to redeem the name and reassociate it with something positive (so that hearing the name George doesn't forever remind her of her ex). That's something I would do.
sduhamel 0
I READ A DAMN SIMILAR ONE BEFORE! -.- anyone read that FML too?
ilovejorgerabara 3
I love that name :D but ughh sucks sorry Op FYL. what your wife did was a bitch move, she should have talked to you about it before
riax 9
If its a girl, name it after ur first love :p
breekidd 0
tough luck bud.
Bees_fml 0
What's a "luck bud"?
Kolido 0
ur retarded, she said tough luck, bud. BUD means BUDDY
Bees_fml 0
Haha, you don't get it. Oh well.
xoxilovesoccerxo 0
lmao
breekidd 0
dumbass.
KittehSayzRAWR 0
You'll get over it.
MadPercussion 0
George is a pretty sick name though!
KittehSayzRAWR 0
.... curious George?
sourgirl101 29
Does the expression "sick" mean good or bad? It's hard to tell by your comment.(:
cant7see7me7 3
sick means good usually now a dayss
sourgirl101 29
Watch out for that tree! Oooh Aaaah!
KittehSayzRAWR 0
:)
FFML_314 12
Q, I love you. :D
akd1v 0
great show 17!
Zmeilerr 22
As long as your last names aren't Bush, I see no problem here.
miss_sunshine716 0
hahahahaha awesome.
KFCkoolaidWaterm 0
You must name the child Luke so he knows who is real father is. My mom named me Stacy, so she could say, "Stacy's mom has got it goin' on." What a shame. I know.
KFCkoolaidWaterm 0
*His not is. My bad.
iLaurie 0
LOL, Mom win! (:
FFML_314 12
Wait, what?
khristina_marie 0
oh please, that's not why your mom named you that. that song came out years after you were born because if she did, you would hardly be old enough to be using the computer, much less be on this site.
FFML_314 12
That's exactly what I was thinking, 43. I sure was hoping for someone else to catch on.
bubbles1286 1
That song was released in 2003, thus making you 7 years old.
FMLGrammarNazi 0
Bump for interest.
KFCkoolaidWaterm 0
Calm down. It was a joke, because I know the song came out not too long ago. And obviously, I'm not 7. Or maybe I am...
underguarded 20
What possessed you to knock up someone like that?
lBMTHl 0
You can't necessarily choose who you knock up. If you're not using condom that is.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#67- You can get pregnant even WITH a condom. I'm not sure why so many people think "condom=NO pregnancy, guaranteed."
sourgirl101 29
^this was funny!(: Today's "Heat" game was too close for comfort.
momo1972 3
probably his kid
erazzle 0
That could potentially be quite cute, depending on her age when she was with her first love.
sourgirl101 29
Hopefully, it'll be a girl. Then you can tell your wife you plan to call her "Jezebel", after the stripper that gave you your first lap dance. See if she likes it.
KristinaKreme 0
You are a genius. :D
bunnynomsflower 2
hahaha that's awesome, only it should be something even more stripper-ish sounding like Bubbles