Today, after some great sex, my boyfriend mused: "You know, from this position, I could punch you in the cunt and you wouldn't be able to stop me." I could only relax when he finally fell asleep nearly an hour later. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Just once
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, after a 3-month dry spell because I am recovering after having a baby, I was finally in the mood to get intimate with my husband. Foreplay was great, the sex was great until my back gave out right as I was about to cum. I can't move without intense pain. I just wanted to orgasm! FML
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Saintly 2
I don't think you should do that position again.
OysterPearls 33
Lots of people. A guy was harrassing my friend once at school, touching her after her repeatedly telling him not to, and she clocked him right in the dick.
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Saintly 2
I don't think you should do that position again.
tomvertigo 17
I'm curious what position it was.
zharks1010 18
Did he say it in a joking manner or a serious tone?
Saintly 2
Judging by OP's reaction, I'd assume he sounded a bit serious.
niallo 23
I agree. Personally, I think that OP should think about leaving him. Or at least keep it in mind. This could be the first step in an abusive relationship. I don't know of any other reason for him to say that. But then again, I don't know anything about the relationship or how long they've been together. I could be totally wrong. Which is why I say keep it in mind.
doodlecloud 27
Interesting, I read it completely the other way. Random, not serious musing and OP being a bit weird about it. If OP genuinely feels threatened then yeah that's serious....but they just had "great sex" and she doesn't really hint that he's done anything like that before?
doodlecloud 27
And before anyone says, yeah, I know abusive relationships can have ups and downs, which is partly why people stay. I just could totally see myself saying something weird lile that, though probably with nicer language, and it really being no more than a random thought, and something I'd never actually do. Pretty sure my boyfriend wouldn't feel scared either. I'm just wondering if OP's boyfriend had any clue that this was going through her head!
Mcstud1y 30
15 what if it was a joke and op just took it wrong? This is nothing to break up over.
crudeandrudeguy 29
15- I swear to god it doesn't matter what the story is, there is always one person who thinks it's a good reason to dump someone. The most trivial matter in the world instantly becomes "break up with him now!!!!" on the Internet.
Danne696 14
I mean, why would she wait until he falls asleep before she feels safe enough to sleep herself if she didn't think he might do it?
jansdrs 19
Do the same to him.
dudeutookhrs 24
He's the one acting like a ****...
MrSassypants 34
So now OP has two ***** to deal with?
tantanpanda 26
I've noticed that "****" is getting more frequent in the fmls lately. I feel like it's the most derogatory term for both the anatomical part and personality, but hey, what do I know?
leogachi 15
@53 If you don't like the word then don't use it. I really don't see why it's viewed as derogatory anyway. I know it's considered sexist, but why us it considered sexist? I'm not expecting you to answer those questions, those are just my thoughts on it.
Keiraquarium 12
I know you said not to answer the questions but I'ma go ahead and do it anyway. The word is considered sexist because it's simultaneously the worst and most offensive (to many people) word in the English language and a word to describe female genitalia.
Keiraquarium 12
(cont.) That being said, it doesn't particularly bother me when people use the word, as long as it's not in super inappropriate situations
wobbly1 16
Can't Understand Normal Thinking
halcyon93 16
Well, if he tries anything, you can always retaliate by punching him between the legs as well...
Zaneal 8
What positions are you doing?
captainsmegma 12
I concur. I've never heard of the cut punching position.
Zaneal 8
Lol
satanic_fml 13
sounds like a bad joke to me
slingerslasher 24
"I could cunch you in the punt"
kaitlynjane 28
Cunch you in the punt. Ahh haha that's great xD I want to start using that now... But I probably won't even remember in an hour lol. CURSE MY HORRIBLE MEMORY.
daGun 18
Find a position where you could punch his balls.
ViviMage 40
You need a partner whose idea of foreplay is not rough play!
buckstop1 37
Who punches someone and aims for their dick?