May
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
saynotochrispine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
SadGf
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Zigazig Ah
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
fizzie101
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Talk to me baby
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
Obi-Wan
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Pink Lightsaber
Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
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mshoes12346 3
did he name his dick spock too? ;)
roxysoxy 0
well that's disturbing.
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VoiceMail 12
This could be acceptable or unacceptable depending on which series, and which episode.
josuei4 0
Did you stop the madness???... And finish the job??? :)
oklahomaguy 0
I like to masturbated to gay ****
oklahomaguy 0
My penis smells like cottage cheese
hjanelle14 2
That's ******* disgusting
oklahomaguy 0
I think that I have been whackin my penis off to much its starting to do develop a sore, either that or I caught something from banging my neighbor's dog
midwestdude 0
Your neighbors dog sounds so hot. I wish I could bang it too.
WolfGirlRin 12
Lol geek wood
alliwannadoishav 0
Dump him...immediately.
oklahomaguy 0
I can tell you what kinda dog it is and i can find one near you and bang it, it should feel pretty close to the same
midwestdude 0
Can you just send me a picture of you humping up on it? That would be better.