Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Zigazig Ah
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Talk to me baby
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
Pink Lightsaber
Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
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mshoes12346 3
did he name his dick spock too? ;)
roxysoxy 0
well that's disturbing.
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mzwhitaker85 0
did you join in the fun and glued dome Spock ears on you and got a phaser in on the mix just a little FYI my husbands brother is s total star trek fan and my husband thought I should write that comment
mzwhitaker85 0
some*
jlperry31 10
you shouldn't walk in on a man jerking.
Felivi 9
Spock
panderluver 0
that's a keeper
wydner31 0
hahahahahahahahahaha why
max13_fml 8
time for a new boyfriend!!!
florio17 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
j3ebrules 13
you know, it might not have been "to" star trek. I jack off at weird times too just cuz it's convenient. Unless he came right out and said "yeah, Spock..."
dick_head 4
Respect peoples' fetishes.