Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
Today, my husband walked in on our daughter naked in the bathroom, which was awkward enough for both of them, but it also meant he discovered her nipple piercings and thigh tattoo. She’s only 15 years-old. The shouting hasn’t started yet, but it's coming soon. FML
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML
Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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nowusee 10
you deserve it for not teaching your daughter how to pee standing up
txgirl2013 14
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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Comments (177)
mybubbles2000 13
And I would love to teach him how to fly. Out of a window.
italiandamion 10
Idk about you. But ik if be whoopin some ass!! Who agrees!?
clue_me_in 20
Time to have a talk with your daughter and her boyfriend's parents. Not unless you want to be early grandparents...
frackhappens 3
If that were me, I'm sure the boy would have ran screaming in utter fear..
kkmichelle2283 1
I'm not exactly old but I would flip out if my mom walking in on me and my boyfriend having sex. So embarrassing
Chaoticthor 8
Least he had a viable excuse. Be glad he didnt say something that could've come off as a shocker..
B4rn3yST1NSON 15
Coitus*? Sorry couldn't help it.
metalhead88 9
Either your being lied to or they have a fetish
fuggotmuggot 14
Beat the **** out of her.
Chibi_Kitten 24
If that is really what is going on, sign me up for lessons! It is so stupid that it might be the truth, but I would question their sanity..or they were hoping to have a change by taking their activities to the bathroom instead of the bedroom