Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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airforce987 20
I guess you made a good FIRST impression!
DGross 8
Now that's just awkward... next time "loo"k before you leak... Imagine if he got a boner... FYL indeed
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Comments (90)
airforce987 20
I guess you made a good FIRST impression!
ReyEr9412 0
You seem to have the brain of a FIRST grader. And to the OP, next time knock.
beccaishereyay 11
hahaha uh oh
wanijima 0
Knock on what? The door was open, rofl.
DeeBizz 0
shut up
alleyx3 0
lmao. How could you not see a naked man in the tub before you pull your damn pants down?
Blue_Coconuts 7
Threesome!
averageirishman 0
just give him a good **** and he won't say anything
look_its_me 0
umm wouldn't the light be on? you fault.
look_its_me 0
hmm I feel like I'm pointing out the obvious, but shouldn't you have known it was occupied because the light was on?
jeniilouise 0
if it was in the day there wouldnt be a light on! but even so, i would have thought the naked man you would have seen before using the toilet. so op, you fail.
cowcowkrm 0
LOL nice but honestly how do you not see somone in the tub when you walk in to a BATHROOM
Litschi 0
ya think? O:
sc95060sc 0
ur not English so don't use loo. k thanks
wasted0087 0
It says the OP is in United Kingdom... and I didn't see anyone else say loo and if they did you have no way of knowing if they are in/from UK genius.
amymarie13 0
60 you must be a moron. if it was during the day a light COULD be on...out of the 6 bathrooms in my house 2 of them don't have windows which means a light would have to be on unless the person using the bathroom wants to be in the dark
ReyEr9412 0
^ Richie Rich
airforce987 20
@ReyEr9411 you seem to be the FIRST person to not have a sense of humor. obviously they had met before, otherwise OP would have noted it. I'm just trying to make a FIRST joke, you don't have to be penile about it
SelfGenocide 0
that's pretty hot
gomego87 0
33 cracks me up.
kylehogg 0
how did u notnotice areu retarded
blazzzed4sure 0
HalarioussB
InTechniColor_ 0
awkward.
iSwag 0
lol would've been funny if he was a Family Guy fan and, like Peter, just didn't move thinking you couldn't see him lol
thenuge9 0
nice airforce
actress5698 1
Well sometimes it depends how the bathroom is set up. In my bathroom you see the toilet first then you see the shower/bathtub.
Austino713 0
be even weirder if he had been ON the toilet and you sat down LMAO thatd be great!!!!
bobby3130 0
the tub in my house can't be seen right away this makes some sense
ILoveMyXbox 0
wow 96 u like to brag
bleach1x 0
I my house, there's a curtain between the toilet and the rest of the bathroom.
2gether4ever 0
what man takes baths?!
JohnnyHobo 0
FTW....How did you not notice an old man in the bathtub?! -.-
Randen_fml 0
sock it to em.
justbea777 0
well that sucks lol
n00bowner 0
ydi for saying loo and ajar
ryancorn 0
lol wow
ApplePieHead 0
yet he said nothing...
frank678 7
picture win.
DGross 8
Now that's just awkward... next time "loo"k before you leak... Imagine if he got a boner... FYL indeed
TiffanyBlews27 0
Haha! A boner would be even more awkward!! Sucks for you, OP. Knock next time. Takes about 5 brain cells.
Freeze_fml 17
No need to knock if the door is open.
Monikabug 9
@D: I caught the bad pun! Lol :) But yep, I agree. Did you somehow miss a the man's clothes laying about on the floor?
Wacuco 0
The man was in his own home, so the possibility of him de-clothing before entering the bathroom, is worth considering.
goonie85 0
Hahahahaha!!!! Awesome. Just awesome! And he watched you pee.
shakenbake93 0
Haha. I've done that before.
xander2347 0
usually ppl knock if the lights on and the doors half open/closed
rohosoccer08 1
usually people close and lock the door but at least close it!
NightGod 0
When I'm taking a shower, I leave the door cracked, otherwise too much steam builds up, even with a venting fan in the ceiling.
rohosoccer08 1
but it said he was in the bath, if he was in the shower she wouldve heard the water
starberries 0
103, I have a tiny bathroom and I've never had too much steam build up. How the hell long does it take you to shower??
bonneh 0
Not once did OP say the light was on, so why does everyone assume? Do you guys use electricity all day or something? And i wouldnt think to check the bath if the door was cracked a bit, most people close the door when the bathroom is in use.
girl112891 7
Unless the light is always on and the door is always open. I remember walking through an open door, into a bathroom with lights off only to find the guy visiting from Texas on the toilet.
threer 30
#167, I read your profile picture instead of your comment.:)
arabianhorse1234 0
How did neither of you notice each other until AFTER you started peeing?
cristy91 33
I think the dad probably noticed but was in too much shock to do anything but watch. As for her, maybe she had to go really bad and went at it as soon as she got in. I could see this happening, especially if there was a curtain around the tub.
ImaginaryFoe 1
It's a little odd. This man must be an extremely silent person or in an unnecessarily severe state of shock. Sitting in a tub of water without making a sound? Impressive. And why would he be in shock? My knee-jerk reaction when someone opens the door while I am in the tub or shower is to ask who it is or shout "occupied" or something similar.
nomnommonster 0
Man, that's awkward. Next time you should pay attention and not give his dad a show.
UberFail79 0
Or at least charge him for it. Seriously, at least TRY to make money from every possible situation. This is Capitalist society, you know.