Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
Today, my husband walked in on our daughter naked in the bathroom, which was awkward enough for both of them, but it also meant he discovered her nipple piercings and thigh tattoo. She’s only 15 years-old. The shouting hasn’t started yet, but it's coming soon. FML
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML
Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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nowusee 10
you deserve it for not teaching your daughter how to pee standing up
txgirl2013 14
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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Comments (177)
amicusbriefs 10
Just point and shoot, honey!
kuzzy00 22
Gotta say; "we weren't having sex, I was teaching her how to pee standing up!" The guy is a genius! That's an extremely witty response based on the situation.
Lanker 17
#70 That threadjack tho...
savannaharstill 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Faith in humanity ruined
Dthsapprntc 23
Faith in #2 ruined. Not that I had much faith to begin with......
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Why? it's a useful skill to have, public bathrooms are disgusting.
puffthekraken 7
#23, really?! You really think that's what they were doing? You have got to get with the program!
mageepaigeee44 15
It's not a skill though or something that needs to be taught. You just squat and pee. I'm sure OP's daughter could have figured that out on her own.
lailagothgal 16
How does this involve humanity?
cluelesscher 5
I think that #2 meant that this generation can't think of a proper excuse
pjsr 33
Unless he used to be a girl, this isn't even a believable lie. How could he teach her how to use equipment he doesn't have?
what12345 12
Sarcasm. You should learn it, #29.
TunaFireStarter 16
Some girls can actually pee standing and not just squatting! It usually requires a little bit of lady junk manipulation though ... It does indeed, generally, need to be learned though.
puffthekraken 7
#78, sarcasm isn't the easiest to interpret on a social site. I can't exactly see their face or hear the tone of voice. so how do you all KNOW it was sarcasm?
Brooke5702 13
They made it plenty clear. Please either understand sarcasm or leave. Otherwise you're just going to get down voted again.
puffthekraken 7
#137, ooo I'm so scared of getting down voted by strangers lol even though one of my other comments is getting up voted
Sandman366 6
#2....how did it take this long to ruin your faith in humanity?
what12345 12
#133, you sound butthurt. Let's calm ourselves.
txgirl2013 14
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Pleonasm 36
If he's into golden showers then more power to him I guess.
leary96 15
Whatever gets him off right?
funzoneplanet 7
That's awesome. I laughed quite hard at your response
gauravkunwar 14
the case could have been worse.... anyway FYL
sparty48910 5
That went right over your head, didn't it?
nowusee 10
you deserve it for not teaching your daughter how to pee standing up
CB_LAZ3 11
I know right like duh come on people
niamhyo 13
you killed it.
JoshTheTacoMan 19
Best comment ever.
Ben009 13
Watch step brothers, the chick on there will show her how it's done.
BlackFames 16
I'd be disappointed if I were you...
NatsuD_fml 13
I bet you were pissed off.
amicusbriefs 10
And the daughter was pissed on.
NatsuD_fml 13
but was she 14 ?
tournamentdecide 33
There's this thing called math class where you learned the numbers. Why don't you redo the course?
ahh_rats 15
ROFL I agree
NatsuD_fml 13
i was referring to the R.Kelly comment.
ishchandan 14
I'm sure that explains everything...
JMichael 26
I believe you're being lied to.
ocramavaf 15
not necessarily