Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
Today, my husband walked in on our daughter naked in the bathroom, which was awkward enough for both of them, but it also meant he discovered her nipple piercings and thigh tattoo. She’s only 15 years-old. The shouting hasn’t started yet, but it's coming soon. FML
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML
Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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nowusee 10
you deserve it for not teaching your daughter how to pee standing up
txgirl2013 14
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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Comments (177)
lavender_menace 3
It's time to have a conversation in the most nonjudgmental way you can manage. Talk to your daughter about sex, STIs and prevention and the emotions that can be involved with sex. In a perfect world, parents like to imagine their children won't have sex. However, just telling her to not do it or to remain abstinent may not be effective. I believe she should know her options, what the consequences of sex can be and ways to prevent those consequences. While your talk may convince her to abstain from sex, at the very least it should prevent something worse like a teen pregnancy from occurring. It's most important not to shame her and to let her know you still love her. While I don't advocate minors engaging in sex, it's a natural act that shouldn't be associated with shame.
k_mysterious 7
The 69:P
xswtnsour13x 6
Wow. Just wow.
mikaellikestacos 14
GENIUS!!
an3ph 20
Apparently "pee" has acquired a tawdry meaning since I was in high school.
lina21 12
At 15? Kids these days. I know I was a better liar and better at hiding at that age
urlifesuxbad 1
it sounds true to me
LennyComa 39
What a kind boy, and your daughter so willing to learn...
monkeyy100 15
At least you didnt walk in on them while they were getting it on!
squarecircles 13
Kids say the darnedest things.