Today, I had a look through my dad's girlfriend's phone she left on the table. Best part: I now know what I'm getting for Christmas. Worst part: I now know my dad's favourite position. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as I did." Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me, I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70's porn. Merry Christmas? FML
Today, my father is really enjoying the iPhone my mother gave him for Christmas. He's enjoying it so much that he's already installed all sorts of dating apps. FML
Today, I learned that if you go through your best friend's phone, you can find sexy texts and nude pictures between him and your girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
LO388 7
That's what you get for snooping!
indielove 13
That's what you get for looking through someone's phone without their permission.
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Comments (111)
LO388 7
That's what you get for snooping!
peanuts363 12
Ah the magic of Christmas!
beannlove 7
i feel your pain, OP.. at least you didnt see a picture of your father's penis like I did when I snooped.. we both deserved it!
agsilver 14
-39 Shut up.
seandoc 13
That is utterly disturbing, #39.
beannlove 7
how do you think i felt..
U_GotitDude 18
Came here to say that lol
pipinya 8
Thank you for sharing, 39!
lonely_heart_89 6
That happened to me once... Most disturbing thing I've ever seen in my life!
sens3sfailing 25
Walked in on my parents once...they knocked on the adjacent wall that our rooms share so I thought they wanted to talk to me. They usually lock the door. WHY DIDN'T THEY LOCK THE GODDAMN DOOR?!
indielove 13
That's what you get for looking through someone's phone without their permission.
SillyGirl4602 23
I completely agree. Just because you have an opportunity to snoop around, it doesn't mean you should actually do it.
HandaPitler 1
why did you have to look through his phone in the first place?
howdeedoo 22
*her phone
beddington 7
That's what I thought it said at first too. Then I read it again, it says, had "a" look through it. Not had "to" look through it.
sens3sfailing 25
I get what he means. He interpreted it as OP was required too look through it, and so they took the comment in a different way than it was meant.
yankfan89 27
YDI. Don't look through anyone else's phone.
kevsandy303 12
You consider ruining the surprise of your Christmas present a good thing? Or is it just a good thing compared to learning your dad's sexual preferences?
LakersGirl_fml 5
I don't think I'd be able to get past knowing my dad's favorite position, to see the positive side.
seandoc 13
Serves you right, snoop!
HortonThelephant 15
Hey Santa!! What ya got in your sack for me?
seandoc 13
Balls?
YourAddictionx 9
YDI for being nosy. What exactly gave you the idea that looking through her phone was ok again..?
klovemachine 24
Scarred for life :P
MissMae93 23
Snooping? Sorry, you deserve it. Plus you ruined the surprise of Christmas :(
gntfmlingnow 12
I'm sorry for being off topic, but I'm really curious as to what the tattoo on your arm says.
tararochelle 18
Didn't you learn from this FML that curiosity can have horrible results?!