Today, I woke up with a dry cough, which is a red flag for COVID. I took a home test, came up positive; went to a doctor, same result. I get home, mask up, and tell my roommates to test. I'm still in the process of telling the family I can't make it for Thanksgiving when my roomies test positive, too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tested positive for COVID. This wouldn’t be a big deal, except my entire family has now fallen like a stack of dominos, and despite being asymptomatic, I now have to quarantine. My work stopped doing COVID leave in November. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. because my throat was swelling up. I called 911 and they determined that I would live, so I took two Benadryl and slept all day. Then I went to urgent care for my scheduled appointment time and tested positive for Covid. FML
Today, I was given my Covid-19 test results after a friend and I went to take one. I had been sneezing and having fevers lately, and out of solidarity, my friend also took the test to give me the courage to do so. I tested negative, but my friend didn't. FML
Today, I tested positive for Covid. Not only do I feel absolutely miserable, but I was at work all day yesterday, interacting with the public. Also, the day before that, I hung out at a friend's house with a 3-month-old infant. If any one of them get Covid, it's my fault. FML
Today, I was tested positive for Covid-19, after suffering with some of the symptoms of the disease two days ago. Last week, I had to pretend I was infected with it to avoid going to a friend's party, as my ex-girlfriend would be there. Ain't life a bitch? FML
Today, because I have a coughed a total of 2 times in a row, I'm now banned from seeing any of my family until I get tested for coronavirus. The earliest available appointment is May 3rd. Looks like quarantine is going to be a lot worse than I thought. FML
Today, I went to urgent care with a sinus infection. I get them regularly, and just need a course of antibiotics to clear it up, but the doctor insisted I needed to take a COVID test. It came back with a false positive. Now I have to take a week off work, and I still don't have my antibiotics. FML
Today, despite getting all vaccinations and taking all precautions, I've tested positive for Covid. Again. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my girlfriend telling me to call when I wake up. Turns out she had one of her friends over who tested positive for Covid and I was just at her house, so now I’m forced to quarantine. FML
Today, I found out that people in the apartment to the left, in the one to the right and in the one above mine all tested positive for Covid, a week ago. FML
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Shzusuziq11 12
Sounds like Thanksgiving with the roomies. At least you're not alone
RichardPencil 32
This year, it's probably a blessing in disguise. What appears to be a festive meal with family is likely to be a mini Trump rally propagandizing everyone about vaccines, QAnon and stolen elections. Try Popeye's new chicken sandwich. If you fear losing your sense of taste, this bad boy will snatch it back for you!
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Shzusuziq11 12
Sounds like Thanksgiving with the roomies. At least you're not alone
RichardPencil 32
This year, it's probably a blessing in disguise. What appears to be a festive meal with family is likely to be a mini Trump rally propagandizing everyone about vaccines, QAnon and stolen elections. Try Popeye's new chicken sandwich. If you fear losing your sense of taste, this bad boy will snatch it back for you!
Yudith 28
Since everyone in your hose also tested positive, you could test your new sense of no-taste with a marshmallow-sweet potato casserole, green been casserole, stuffed chicken (turkeys are sold out anyways), gravy, and pumpkin and sweet potato pies, plus some candy corn for the football game.
Nikki 17
Why did you go to the doctor after testing positive? Unless you actually need medical assistance then you’re just putting them at risk
JasonThorn 23
OP here. I wanted to make sure the first one wasn't a false positive (considering the impact it would have, I wanted to be 100% sure), and my GP gave it to me for free.
kevinster 0
it's 2022 bro covid doesn't matter XD
tiptoppc 21
My wife and I were actually too broke to celebrate properly. We ended up with ramen and watching a pirated movie (old, not recent and out of distribution)