hot_mess88
United States
Today, I got called to a biker bar to break up a fight between my parents. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
RIP
Espoo, Finland
Today, I had to call the cops to break up a fistfight at my mother's funeral. It turns out my two brothers care more about having a pissing match over their favorite football teams than they do honoring our mother's memory. FML
sadie
Las Vegas, United States
Rock n roll
Today. I realized my dad is a little bit too rock n roll when he got into a pushing and shoving match with a married couple, who was making comments about how my dad’s leather jacket and ripped jeans weren’t “appropriate.” To be fair, they started it, but this was a parent night at a high school. FML
Anonymous
La Grande, United States
Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML
Anonymous
My 21st birthday
Today, my parents took me to a bar to celebrate my 21st birthday. They brought my little brother, but when the bouncer wouldn't allow him in, they made me wait outside with him while they went in for drinks. FML
ApparentlyBadDriver
Johannesburg, South Africa
Today, I got into a fight with my parents when they called me a bad driver. Imagine their smugness when I had to call them two hours later and tell them that I drove into a pole. FML
notgivingup
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Leave me alone
Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML
daenerys stromboli
Navan, Ireland
Lost
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
Yoooooo0
United States
FINE!
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to a BBQ. The night was going well until I had to wrestle car keys away from my intoxicated mother in front of all my friends. FML
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xHaniffax 0
Did you give them a right scolding after? and a lecture on behaving irresponsibly in public? XD Oh, parents...they do the darndest things
doctorbob 0
probably a bar where bikers go to
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penizulaface 0
wow.. god i can picture that happening to me :/ btw call me retarded, but whats a "biker bar"?
doctorbob 0
probably a bar where bikers go to
iKaite 0
Yknow, I dont mean to sound like, brainy or nothing, keep this to yourself, but I've heard Biker Bars are where Bikers go. Sorry to sound smart or anything.
fyl8847 0
you kind of sound stupid, just to let you know...
iKaite 0
Is that at me or the 1st poster? :O
penizulaface 0
urm... "biker bar" isnt something ive ever seen here in the uk. ever. i assumed it was something to do with motorbikes but why a bar would be aimed at only people that ride them is beyond me. and yes, i was first, but unfortunately i didnt see the point in going ZOMFGIFICATIONFIRSTOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMGOGMOGMGOMGGPWND! wankers -.-
SimpleSimon 0
Google Ace Cafe if you don't believe there's such a thing over here.
penizulaface 0
oh shit yeah, i didnt think to google the name of a bar that i know nothing of before asking what a biker bar was because i havent seen one before! and for those that think im retarded consider telling someone that hasnt ever seen/heard of a biker bar that theyre stupid... i mean what are they supposed to serve, like motorbike beer? theyre probably just normal bars aimed at "bikers".
SimpleSimon 0
I was trying to give you an example, since you're the one that was asking about them, no need to get defensive. Chill out more!
lalaimbored 0
a biker bar isn't just for bikers, anyone can go there. its just nicknamed that because its mostly where bikers go get drunkk.
Nuahavizu 17
heh, nice reply. as an American, i find "wankers" is one of the most awesome insults ever. (not being sarcastic)
Ai_Luv_U 2
You.
Ai_Luv_U 2
^ Was for iKaite
luccmon 6
Back in the day, @29, all bikers were hard asses. Well most of them. Now it's flimsy wether someone is a weekend rider or a real hog hound. But bak when they were all bad asses that wore leather jackets and nobody felt comfortable at "that biker bar" seems whatever bar it was, was usually seedy, smokey and full of laughs booze and fights. Had shady goings on and definitely provided a good time.
LordOfTheHobos 0
I agree with #3
penizulaface 0
******* hell, that joke died out on the one about the depressed girl. gtfo.
raseanador 0
wow that was probably soo awkward
Naheelawhatwhat 0
What?
ImAKlutz15 0
WHAT!?!?! Oh my god that's hilarious. I can picture it in my head.
SweetTea90 0
AHAHHAHAHHAHA that's soo funny! I would be soo embarrassed!
rafaelaugusto94 0
hahahahahhahahah awkward but hilarious
theflamezbegin 0
Wow...
baileys82 0
you deserve a prize and perhaps therapy.
so_me_fml 0
Omg I love this one! Ha ha, if this isn't an honest to goodness TRUE FML, I don't know what is! Your parents rock :P