Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
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matt1337c 0
They're so gay. Was it hot?
0671241409 0
wait u said ur boyfriend and his best friend..... don't you mean ex boyfriend and his new boyfriend
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Comments (282)
rOBboCOp 0
you shudve been like "wait ill get my strap on and we can all play" lmao
fmllvr01 0
omfg lmao I laughed ofr ten minutes straight dick wars I'll tell my Frieda to play lol
davidle1 0
how do some women have a gay bf and not know it? I wen out with some friends and this girl had a gay bf and it was super obvious and the girl had no clue. I wanted to say excuse me how stupid can you be your bf is gay gay gay please quit wasting yourself
Snow_Daisy 7
^^This.
kas782000 0
you got problems you weird ****
CrypticHatchet 0
nice carnival of carnage pic, ICP got rlly old for me but i still like the design of the jokers cards
KissablePsycho 0
You "waked" into your boyfriend?? As weird as that is, I would have laughed my ass off.
lolababyy 0
they are gay! point blank period! lol
elaney8 0
agreeded #6 threesome chance (; be padme hahah
emoboy6668 0
that is so completely hetero
iAmPaul 49
heterosexual means straight u retard
BongBlaster420 0
take 666 out of your name emo ****** you think because you cut yourself and your depressed cuz your boyfriend dumped you, you think the world should feel sorry for you. you probably don't even know what 666 means just like you don't know heterosexual means go kill yourself and stop trying to get attention for being a pussy
xundria 5
Lol, 216 you're ignorant,
conradbeans 0
Well I hope they had fun.
KangNaqi 0
I lol'ed at ur picture
madmonkeykilla 0
I upchucked