Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML
Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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supportcommand 17
Give him somewhere to go then. Turn it into a live action film.
kwyk 23
Look at the poor little fella. All dressed up, bursting out of his skin with excitement but then his buddy stood him up. Keep tissues nearby, this movie will be a real tear jerker (no pun intended).
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Comments (81)
supportcommand 17
Give him somewhere to go then. Turn it into a live action film.
TylerBurden 21
A martial arts movie could be nice. Hay-yaaaa!
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
Unless she's waiting until a much later time, then she doesn't need to just give in... Coz to me it seems OP's bf is sexually fustrated which makes me assume he doesn't get it...which in that case OP doesn't need to be pressured.
KatieEvelyn 6
At least he keeps it interesting.
sleepinginclass 8
At first I read the fml as brother and all these comments about giving him somewhere to go really disturbed me.
rangerPat 12
Because boyfriend and brother are both spelt so SIMILARLY.....
faerie91 8
Could be dyslexic.
weveevee 3
38-Welcome to the Internet!
gio4467 7
GENIUS.
7yzz 18
@14 Omg are you serious, a girls boyfriend takes a picture of his dick in a condom and you immediately jump to 'his pressuring her!'. What is wrong with you? I really dont hope you are male, wow. Only on FML...
lilhellian 27
Take him for a wild night out on the town.. Or atleast in bed..
wlddog 14
Sounds like OP could be a better director and make the script better.
HowieDoIt 21
Aka Pee Weeks non-existent adventure.
jojimugo 20
You gotta give up to him for creativity.
kwyk 23
Look at the poor little fella. All dressed up, bursting out of his skin with excitement but then his buddy stood him up. Keep tissues nearby, this movie will be a real tear jerker (no pun intended).
dudeutookhrs 24
But then he's dressed in a monkey suit that's probably too tight. And then his buddy shakes him up and roughs him up so much he can't help but throw up.
jacobsond 5
Will it be in 3D?
DocBastard 40
It's not hard to see that a movie like this will end up limp and flaccid. The subject matter is just too soft. I don't see this director going anywhere. This movie is a definite floppy.
coolboy675 16
What if it was a huge hit? Would it rake cold, soft cash?
jem970 19
hahahahahahaha that was good Doc
wtffml1979 22
Didn't even make it in the box office.
beanthemouse 13
This FML made my day, haha! FYL, hopefully he will keep it private. No pun intended.
Axipiter 24
When will people realize that saying "No pun intended" is just really freaking annoying, especially, but not limited to, when it clearly is intended? It makes me want to break something. No pun intended.
Ray_of_midnight 23
I submitted ten examples of wordplay to a joke contest. I was hoping one of them would win but no pun in ten did.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I smell Oscar :)
yoursucklives 36
i smell latex
supportcommand 17
Tell Oscar to take a shower.
oj101 33
Kudos to him for a creative title.