Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
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matt1337c 0
They're so gay. Was it hot?
0671241409 0
wait u said ur boyfriend and his best friend..... don't you mean ex boyfriend and his new boyfriend
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Comments (282)
kekelala3 0
immaturity much?
xxkittybooxx 0
that's hilarious
jdfml90 0
I'm straight and that sounds hilarious.. not sure I'd do it myself but who knows, what an awesome idea!
quikwit1212 0
Same thing I was thinking. I wouldn't do it, but it isn't neccesarily a gay thing to do, but it's a little... suspicious.
FMyLifeCereal 0
"I see your schwartz is as big as mine! Now let's see how well you...handle it."
pretz 0
ahahahaha weird but awesome
missvee98324 0
That is the best FML in the history of FMLs
beer01 0
Glow in the dark... haha!
too_dope 0
I thought this was extremely funny. he must be a little kid.
tokintot07 0
hahaha that's funnnnnny.
eganbull 1
.... WTF? .... You should probably talk to your "boyfriend," see if he needs to confess anything to you. Maybe come out of the closet? idk.... Still speechless after this one. FYL.