Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
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matt1337c 0
They're so gay. Was it hot?
0671241409 0
wait u said ur boyfriend and his best friend..... don't you mean ex boyfriend and his new boyfriend
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Comments (282)
music_METAL 0
why is it that the girlfriend always wakes up when her boyfriend is doing some border-line gay shit with his "bestfriend".
GenevieveL 0
It's only gay if the balls touch.
midnight192 0
why r they even wearing condoms?or were they haveing butt sex?I would have joined but im woman as well as u. oh and btw #319 they were playing dick wars so they touched.
Ihatewhinypeople 0
70 and 80, you're ******* judgmental pricks. I think this is funny and adorable. Not so much if it was my boyfriend though lol.
Jodster07 0
I would have jumped in on that shit ;) hoping I could get a two for one deal lol jkjk
Str3amingcolors 0
lol that's so gay; but extremely hott :) ahahahaha
urclremi 2
fake
ronman 0
btw they're gay
bigaxe49 0
its not gay as long as their balls dont touch
bostonfan 0
attention stupid *****: doing stuff that a gay person may do isn't gay; BEING gay is gay. btw this shit is hilarious.